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Re: Except TaskmasterJack Send a noteboard - 10/07/2010 07:05:46 PM
Paraphrase? I'm not interested enough to go read about it.:P


Which wasn't really the point...the point was that he waited a week and then held a one-hour television show to announce his decision to give everyone in the country the opportunity to hear it at once. It's kind of like if the super-popular captain of the football team is dating the geeky president of the chess club (okay, one of the lesser members of the chess club who barely plays chess well enough to be on the team but they keep her around because they feel sorry for her), and she lets him...erm...deflower her because he promises her that they will always be together, and when he is named prom king he takes the microphone and breaks up with her in front of everyone. And tells her she was a lousy lay.

Man this analogy got away from me in a hurry :D


If anything, she constantly teased him to the point of almost having sex just enough to bring about excruciating blue ball for years on end and when he finally realized he was never going to get laid, he broke up with her during the morning announcements over the PA system.


It was all his fault that they never closed the deal ;) And now he's going for a threesome so he doesn't have to figure out how to please his next girlfriend all by himself :D


No, he just realized he didn't want a virgin who never puts out, so he found a girl who had been all the way before and would be slam dunk easy. ;)
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ugh...LeBron cuts the heart out of his hometown fans on national TV damookster - 09/07/2010 02:33:09 AM 1007 Views
Like that scene in Last of the Mohicans? Wulf`gar - 09/07/2010 02:51:29 AM 715 Views
He ate the Gary Hair's heart! *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 09/07/2010 05:02:05 PM 303 Views
This guy? Wulf`gar - 09/07/2010 10:37:29 PM 793 Views
Well, I can understand the decision he made BlackAdder - 09/07/2010 03:06:03 AM 760 Views
Re: Well, I can understand the decision he made damookster - 09/07/2010 03:16:42 AM 706 Views
The reaction would have been the same even if he chose to go to Chicago, though *NM* BlackAdder - 09/07/2010 03:19:35 AM 521 Views
well yeah... damookster - 09/07/2010 03:28:21 AM 654 Views
As soon as I heard it was going to be televised I figured he was gone Brian - 09/07/2010 03:46:00 AM 612 Views
exactly *NM* damookster - 09/07/2010 03:52:01 AM 280 Views
Yeah. Seriana Sedai - 09/07/2010 07:03:00 AM 840 Views
<3 Sareitha Sedai - 09/07/2010 03:15:45 PM 665 Views
I take that back BlackAdder - 09/07/2010 07:57:41 PM 686 Views
I don't fault him at all. TaskmasterJack - 09/07/2010 03:06:30 AM 684 Views
Re: Shitty TaskmasterJack - 09/07/2010 03:08:30 AM 723 Views
That's funny, I thought that was the most compelling part of the one hour special. Variant - 09/07/2010 06:33:55 AM 663 Views
I'm not surprised. He's always been immature and this just proved he doesn't have "it". everynametaken - 09/07/2010 04:04:06 AM 676 Views
What does HE care. Francie - 09/07/2010 04:06:26 AM 700 Views
actually... damookster - 09/07/2010 04:23:21 AM 713 Views
This is the part that bugs me the most. StormCrow - 09/07/2010 02:32:22 PM 708 Views
I heard part of the interview.. Francie - 09/07/2010 02:38:43 PM 715 Views
I think doing that is a disease that famous people catch. StormCrow - 09/07/2010 03:04:59 PM 652 Views
There is that.. Francie - 09/07/2010 04:51:38 PM 679 Views
Yes, I agree 100%... StormCrow - 09/07/2010 06:21:54 PM 726 Views
Unless one is a fan in Miami, this is terrible for the game, and the NBA will suffer for it. Variant - 09/07/2010 05:07:06 AM 788 Views
Probably the best point I've seen on the subject here ... The_Muted_Grimaud - 09/07/2010 07:09:50 AM 751 Views
+1 - Anyone except LeBron *NM* BlackAdder - 09/07/2010 02:26:27 PM 729 Views
Root *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 09/07/2010 03:33:29 PM 262 Views
Re: Unless one is a fan in Miami, this is terrible for the game, and the NBA will suffer for it. everynametaken - 12/07/2010 12:50:44 AM 567 Views
I disagree with your subject line and 2/3 of your message content. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 12/07/2010 12:56:47 AM 327 Views
What did he say? nossy - 09/07/2010 02:16:08 PM 822 Views
That he was going to Miami Sareitha Sedai - 09/07/2010 03:24:30 PM 739 Views
Pfft. TaskmasterJack - 09/07/2010 11:01:49 PM 637 Views
Except Sareitha Sedai - 10/07/2010 03:19:53 PM 696 Views
Re: Except TaskmasterJack - 10/07/2010 07:05:46 PM 762 Views
Cavs owner promises championship before LeBron wins one BlackAdder - 09/07/2010 03:42:03 PM 929 Views
It's frigging Miami people! Tigr - 09/07/2010 05:03:10 PM 710 Views
I hate the whole ordeal. Mats Gambling Buddy - 09/07/2010 05:09:14 PM 732 Views
Wait.. @my - 09/07/2010 07:21:39 PM 645 Views
This BlackAdder - 09/07/2010 07:49:36 PM 883 Views
Wow. Take Steroids much? @my - 09/07/2010 08:00:28 PM 613 Views
that's pretty much the crux of his "fame" LadyLorraine - 09/07/2010 11:08:09 PM 625 Views
The real problem with Bonds is that without the roids he'd still be a hall of famer Brian - 10/07/2010 06:12:32 PM 542 Views
It's a shame @my - 12/07/2010 08:08:22 PM 632 Views
Am I the only one who will enjoy watching Miami next season to see how the team plays? TaskmasterJack - 09/07/2010 11:04:34 PM 650 Views
I'll enjoy watching them lose miserably if that's what you mean BlackAdder - 10/07/2010 12:11:35 AM 660 Views
the only way I will enjoy watching them... damookster - 10/07/2010 03:21:18 AM 654 Views
Simmons summed it up best with a video link Larry - 11/07/2010 09:22:05 AM 737 Views
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