The only problem with Lasik is... - Edit 1
Before modification by callandor1000 at 02/07/2010 03:11:53 PM
It attracts Eyeball Monsters, and we all know how much Eyeball Monsters like to eat eyeballs. They should have an armed guard or two outside your door to repel any Eyeball Monster attacks, but if they don't, find a new doctor. He's obviously too cheap to hire the guards, or he's got something set up with the Eyeball Monsters were every 10th patient gets their eyeballs eaten or something. Good luck, dude.