We are concerned that you have overlooked the key issue of how the Norwegian presence would be exported from these shores, due to the ash issues that you consider to make Australia a more suitable environment for Norwegians.
Also there are serious concerns on the ability of Australia to supply the essential food stuffs required for Norwegians to survive - Whales coated in chocolate are, it seems, not available locally.
Also there are serious concerns on the ability of Australia to supply the essential food stuffs required for Norwegians to survive - Whales coated in chocolate are, it seems, not available locally.
Sir:
You bring up some useful points.
As to the physical transfer of a thoroughly de-ashed Camilla and any coterie that she may feel necessary to bring along, all she need do is present herself and the aforementioned coterie at Europort, Netherlands, where she can hitch a ride on one of our fine iron ore carriers back to Oz. As these babies can carry about 170,000 tonnes of cargo, Camilla and the 169,999 other refugees from the Ash That Ate Europe will have plenty of room.
As for the necessary foodstuffs, a large vat of chocolate liquor will be provided, gratis, for Camilla. Once she catches her whale she can dip it in the vat.
*MySmiley* Druid *MySmiley*
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Getting from Brüssels to Calais Edit: It's sorted
- 20/04/2010 09:46:41 PM
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Buy a cheap car and drive it home instead. 
*NM*
- 20/04/2010 09:50:19 PM
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*NM*
- 20/04/2010 09:50:19 PM
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Drive across the channel?
- 20/04/2010 09:51:34 PM
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Pssht, it's you guys that drive on the wrong side. You should admit the error of your ways.
- 20/04/2010 10:08:29 PM
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Re: Pssht, it's you guys that drive on the wrong side. You should admit the error of your ways.
- 20/04/2010 10:10:29 PM
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Also, you are aware there's a train that takes cars across the channel, right?
- 20/04/2010 10:16:23 PM
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Re: Also, you are aware there's a train that takes cars across the channel, right?
- 20/04/2010 10:18:34 PM
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No, it is the Eurotunnel Shuttle. Eurostar is the passenger service.
- 20/04/2010 10:35:09 PM
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Re: No, it is the Eurotunnel Shuttle. Eurostar is the passenger service.
- 21/04/2010 05:53:24 AM
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Does it have to be Calais? DFDS Seaways website claims to have space on Amsterdam/Newcastle route.
- 20/04/2010 10:14:46 PM
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Re: Does it have to be Calais?
- 20/04/2010 10:19:08 PM
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Buy a ticket from Brussels to Lille Flandres with the NMBS (Belgian), then to Calais with SNCF.
- 20/04/2010 11:30:37 PM
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Try Dunkerque. It has a history of moving large numbers to the UK. *NM*
- 21/04/2010 02:11:36 AM
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Re: Try Dunkerque. It has a history of moving large numbers to the UK.
- 21/04/2010 05:54:24 AM
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Dear Camilla
- 21/04/2010 03:27:21 AM
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*Waits for an Indonesian volcano to explode and change the situation* *NM*
- 21/04/2010 03:48:45 AM
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*Blesses the Monsoon Weather Patterns keeping us clean and free of nasty foreign dust* *NM*
- 21/04/2010 04:03:16 AM
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Dear Mr Druid, Re: your proposal for the moving of Camilla to Australia
- 21/04/2010 10:31:05 AM
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Innovatiion is the key to success!
- 21/04/2010 12:23:16 PM
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Dear Mr. Druid. We welcome your offer to relieve us of the Norwegian.
- 21/04/2010 03:50:21 PM
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Your loss is our gain
- 22/04/2010 02:11:44 AM
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- 22/04/2010 02:11:44 AM
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yes, yes. I assume you count both those in real numbers?
- 22/04/2010 07:06:17 AM
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Indupitably. Think of it as Australia's gift to the World
- 22/04/2010 07:26:55 AM
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- 22/04/2010 07:26:55 AM
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Brussels airport is running again. The others shouldn't be too long now. *NM*
- 21/04/2010 04:17:03 AM
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Isn't there a ferry from Zeebrugge to Scotland?
- 21/04/2010 01:42:25 PM
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