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Innovatiion is the key to success! Druid Send a noteboard - 21/04/2010 12:23:16 PM
We are concerned that you have overlooked the key issue of how the Norwegian presence would be exported from these shores, due to the ash issues that you consider to make Australia a more suitable environment for Norwegians.
Also there are serious concerns on the ability of Australia to supply the essential food stuffs required for Norwegians to survive - Whales coated in chocolate are, it seems, not available locally.


Sir:

You bring up some useful points.

As to the physical transfer of a thoroughly de-ashed Camilla and any coterie that she may feel necessary to bring along, all she need do is present herself and the aforementioned coterie at Europort, Netherlands, where she can hitch a ride on one of our fine iron ore carriers back to Oz. As these babies can carry about 170,000 tonnes of cargo, Camilla and the 169,999 other refugees from the Ash That Ate Europe will have plenty of room.

As for the necessary foodstuffs, a large vat of chocolate liquor will be provided, gratis, for Camilla. Once she catches her whale she can dip it in the vat.
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Getting from Brüssels to Calais Edit: It's sorted Camilla - 20/04/2010 09:46:41 PM 915 Views
Buy a cheap car and drive it home instead. *NM* jh - 20/04/2010 09:50:19 PM 266 Views
Drive across the channel? Camilla - 20/04/2010 09:51:34 PM 622 Views
Why not? Can't be that deep? jh - 20/04/2010 09:53:13 PM 576 Views
Re: Why not? Can't be that deep? Camilla - 20/04/2010 09:54:17 PM 590 Views
Pssht, it's you guys that drive on the wrong side. You should admit the error of your ways. Tim - 20/04/2010 10:08:29 PM 603 Views
Re: Pssht, it's you guys that drive on the wrong side. You should admit the error of your ways. Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:10:29 PM 644 Views
Then it's just as well Tor is the only one who can drive... *NM* Tim - 20/04/2010 10:14:34 PM 260 Views
Also, you are aware there's a train that takes cars across the channel, right? Tim - 20/04/2010 10:16:23 PM 636 Views
Re: Also, you are aware there's a train that takes cars across the channel, right? Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:18:34 PM 715 Views
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Re: No, it is the Eurotunnel Shuttle. Eurostar is the passenger service. Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:53:24 AM 723 Views
Does it have to be Calais? DFDS Seaways website claims to have space on Amsterdam/Newcastle route. Morgawse - 20/04/2010 10:14:46 PM 644 Views
Re: Does it have to be Calais? Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:19:08 PM 763 Views
I poked some websites. Morgawse - 20/04/2010 10:37:07 PM 678 Views
Re: I poked some websites. Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:52:49 AM 593 Views
Well, the SNCF website is singularly unhelpful. Tim - 20/04/2010 10:18:52 PM 669 Views
Re: Well, the SNCF website is singularly unhelpful. Camilla - 20/04/2010 10:21:18 PM 654 Views
It's TER. 16.1 euro standard fare for Lille-Calais. *NM* Legolas - 21/04/2010 01:59:41 AM 241 Views
Buy a ticket from Brussels to Lille Flandres with the NMBS (Belgian), then to Calais with SNCF. Legolas - 20/04/2010 11:30:37 PM 640 Views
Thank you! Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:51:52 AM 770 Views
I have good experiences with Eurostar Bramhodoulos - 20/04/2010 11:47:21 PM 605 Views
If only it weren't fully booked *NM* Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:52:30 AM 261 Views
Try Dunkerque. It has a history of moving large numbers to the UK. *NM* Tom - 21/04/2010 02:11:36 AM 243 Views
Re: Try Dunkerque. It has a history of moving large numbers to the UK. Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:54:24 AM 626 Views
Dear Camilla Druid - 21/04/2010 03:27:21 AM 653 Views
*Waits for an Indonesian volcano to explode and change the situation* *NM* Tom - 21/04/2010 03:48:45 AM 310 Views
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Dear Mr Druid, Re: your proposal for the moving of Camilla to Australia snoopcester - 21/04/2010 10:31:05 AM 602 Views
Innovatiion is the key to success! Druid - 21/04/2010 12:23:16 PM 879 Views
Dear Mr. Druid. We welcome your offer to relieve us of the Norwegian. jh - 21/04/2010 03:50:21 PM 566 Views
Your loss is our gain Druid - 22/04/2010 02:11:44 AM 583 Views
yes, yes. I assume you count both those in real numbers? jh - 22/04/2010 07:06:17 AM 630 Views
Indupitably. Think of it as Australia's gift to the World Druid - 22/04/2010 07:26:55 AM 883 Views
That is hardly a long term job snoopcester - 22/04/2010 10:18:45 AM 585 Views
I beg to differ Druid - 22/04/2010 01:20:56 PM 752 Views
Brussels airport is running again. The others shouldn't be too long now. *NM* BlackAdder - 21/04/2010 04:17:03 AM 271 Views
Planes are not an option Camilla - 21/04/2010 05:56:32 AM 567 Views
if i'd still live in Brussel... Master Qui_John - 21/04/2010 12:36:18 PM 727 Views
Isn't there a ferry from Zeebrugge to Scotland? Elaine - 21/04/2010 01:42:25 PM 622 Views
There is, but surely it'll be full. Legolas - 21/04/2010 01:52:48 PM 869 Views
I guess. Elaine - 21/04/2010 01:59:16 PM 611 Views
Hmm. I wonder where you are. *NM* Avendesora - 22/04/2010 12:46:57 AM 252 Views
I am Camilla - 22/04/2010 08:17:26 PM 588 Views
Re: Getting from Brüssels to Calais Edit: It's sorted Rebekah - 22/04/2010 08:19:59 PM 564 Views
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