I believe you misspelled your own name in your epitaph. - Edit 1
Before modification by Joel at 05/09/2009 05:01:53 AM
Before I retire forever to obscurity, I made safe my legacy here by registering my inglourious pseudonym.
If you likewise registered your wotmania username just to make sure no one else did, but don't intend to use it here, memorialize yourself here.
Also, if anyone else is burying their old mien in the ruins of wotmania, I'm driving a shuttle bus back there later. Be forewarned, though, that I don't break for railroad crossings, bodies of water, or fellow misanthropic miscreants. Also, the shuttle bus is a VW Bug, so seat belts are at a premium. It's also invisible, so you're going to have to help me find it when we leave.
Yours ever so insincerely,
Arok Manok
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P.S. I bet no one reads this. Lousy proletariat punks.
If you likewise registered your wotmania username just to make sure no one else did, but don't intend to use it here, memorialize yourself here.
Also, if anyone else is burying their old mien in the ruins of wotmania, I'm driving a shuttle bus back there later. Be forewarned, though, that I don't break for railroad crossings, bodies of water, or fellow misanthropic miscreants. Also, the shuttle bus is a VW Bug, so seat belts are at a premium. It's also invisible, so you're going to have to help me find it when we leave.
Yours ever so insincerely,
Arok Manok
R
O
K
I
S
W
A
T
C
H
I
N
G
Y
O
U
S
L
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P.S. I bet no one reads this. Lousy proletariat punks.
Very stylish.
And you better be back in some form or we'll see who watches whom sleep. I found Mike; don't you think I can find YOU...? 
In the interim, be well, and good luck and God bless with life, family, and all endeavors Ambassadorial or otherwise.