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Nah.... nothing can beat some of the Ax exchanges. Kronin al'Sulc Send a noteboard - 31/03/2010 01:37:02 AM
Exhibit A:

Ax: (fiddles with Marco's father's computer, thinking it's a game) (to self) I win.
Peter: Hello?
Ax: (turns around, remembering what Marco said) No.
Peter: I'm Marco's dad. Are you a friend of his?
Ax: Yes.
Peter: What's your name?
Ax: No.
Peter: Your name is 'No'?
Ax: Yes.
Peter: That's an unusual name isn't it?
Ax: No.
Peter: It's not?
Ax: Yes.
Peter: Yes, it's not an unusual name?
Ax: No.
Peter: Now I'm totally confused.
Ax: Yes.
Peter: (stares, then to Marco) Hey, Marco? Marco? Would you... um... your friend is here. Your friend 'No' is here.
Ax: No.
Peter: Yes, that's what I said.
Marco: (running down the stairs) Whoa! Um, Dad! You met my friend?
Peter: No?
Marco: What?
Peter: (shakes head) I must be getting old. I don't understand you kids.
Ax: Yes.


Exhibit B:

Ax: (narrating) Prince Jake looked at his watch. Humans are always lost in time. They are constantly certain that "it" is later or earlier than they thought. I have never known a human to say, "Oh, look, it's exactly what time I thought it was."
Jake: I was about to mention that Erek was late, but I guess it's still earlier than I thought it was.
Ax: (narrating) You see what I mean.

Exhibit C: (paraphrased)

(Ax has just bought chili from the mall
Marco: Watch out man, that stuff is pretty hot.
Ax: Yes, the temperature is quite high.
Marco: No, not just hot-hot. Spicy-hot.
Ax: What is this? Two different hots? What does this spicy mean? What are you trying to say?
Marco: Never mind, Ax. Just drop it.
Ax: Drops the tray, letting it splatter on the floor.
At last, I have an apostrophe!

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