Nah.... nothing can beat some of the Ax exchanges.
Kronin al'Sulc Send a noteboard - 31/03/2010 01:37:02 AM
Exhibit A:
Ax: (fiddles with Marco's father's computer, thinking it's a game) (to self) I win.
Peter: Hello?
Ax: (turns around, remembering what Marco said) No.
Peter: I'm Marco's dad. Are you a friend of his?
Ax: Yes.
Peter: What's your name?
Ax: No.
Peter: Your name is 'No'?
Ax: Yes.
Peter: That's an unusual name isn't it?
Ax: No.
Peter: It's not?
Ax: Yes.
Peter: Yes, it's not an unusual name?
Ax: No.
Peter: Now I'm totally confused.
Ax: Yes.
Peter: (stares, then to Marco) Hey, Marco? Marco? Would you... um... your friend is here. Your friend 'No' is here.
Ax: No.
Peter: Yes, that's what I said.
Marco: (running down the stairs) Whoa! Um, Dad! You met my friend?
Peter: No?
Marco: What?
Peter: (shakes head) I must be getting old. I don't understand you kids.
Ax: Yes.
Exhibit B:
Ax: (narrating) Prince Jake looked at his watch. Humans are always lost in time. They are constantly certain that "it" is later or earlier than they thought. I have never known a human to say, "Oh, look, it's exactly what time I thought it was."
Jake: I was about to mention that Erek was late, but I guess it's still earlier than I thought it was.
Ax: (narrating) You see what I mean.
Exhibit C: (paraphrased)
(Ax has just bought chili from the mall
Marco: Watch out man, that stuff is pretty hot.
Ax: Yes, the temperature is quite high.
Marco: No, not just hot-hot. Spicy-hot.
Ax: What is this? Two different hots? What does this spicy mean? What are you trying to say?
Marco: Never mind, Ax. Just drop it.
Ax: Drops the tray, letting it splatter on the floor.
Ax: (fiddles with Marco's father's computer, thinking it's a game) (to self) I win.
Peter: Hello?
Ax: (turns around, remembering what Marco said) No.
Peter: I'm Marco's dad. Are you a friend of his?
Ax: Yes.
Peter: What's your name?
Ax: No.
Peter: Your name is 'No'?
Ax: Yes.
Peter: That's an unusual name isn't it?
Ax: No.
Peter: It's not?
Ax: Yes.
Peter: Yes, it's not an unusual name?
Ax: No.
Peter: Now I'm totally confused.
Ax: Yes.
Peter: (stares, then to Marco) Hey, Marco? Marco? Would you... um... your friend is here. Your friend 'No' is here.
Ax: No.
Peter: Yes, that's what I said.
Marco: (running down the stairs) Whoa! Um, Dad! You met my friend?
Peter: No?
Marco: What?
Peter: (shakes head) I must be getting old. I don't understand you kids.
Ax: Yes.
Exhibit B:
Ax: (narrating) Prince Jake looked at his watch. Humans are always lost in time. They are constantly certain that "it" is later or earlier than they thought. I have never known a human to say, "Oh, look, it's exactly what time I thought it was."
Jake: I was about to mention that Erek was late, but I guess it's still earlier than I thought it was.
Ax: (narrating) You see what I mean.
Exhibit C: (paraphrased)
(Ax has just bought chili from the mall
Marco: Watch out man, that stuff is pretty hot.
Ax: Yes, the temperature is quite high.
Marco: No, not just hot-hot. Spicy-hot.
Ax: What is this? Two different hots? What does this spicy mean? What are you trying to say?
Marco: Never mind, Ax. Just drop it.
Ax: Drops the tray, letting it splatter on the floor.
At last, I have an apostrophe!
*MySmiley*
Foil fencers Dance the Spears. Or, at least, the foils.
Too stubborn to remove that extraneous *MySmiley*
~The Decapitator~
*MySmiley*
Foil fencers Dance the Spears. Or, at least, the foils.
Too stubborn to remove that extraneous *MySmiley*
~The Decapitator~
I'm reading the Animorphs series...
28/03/2010 10:21:11 AM
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It's an enjoyable series
28/03/2010 12:41:25 PM
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I think I was the one who started the discussion at wotmania.
28/03/2010 07:09:24 PM
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Naah, I took the ending as a clean cut ("spoiler," I guess)
28/03/2010 07:36:31 PM
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Re: Naah, I took the ending as a clean cut ("spoiler," I guess)
28/03/2010 09:54:19 PM
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I think that discussion made me reread them as well. Found a nice site for Animorphs ebooks.
29/03/2010 07:48:29 PM
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David himself was pretty horrifying at times
29/03/2010 08:35:13 PM
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Firefox can be dumb.
30/03/2010 03:11:11 AM
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nonsense,why would it lose its humor?
30/03/2010 03:48:14 PM
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He means that it wouldn't be the same kind of humor.
30/03/2010 03:51:52 PM
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true.
30/03/2010 04:58:40 PM
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Nah.... nothing can beat some of the Ax exchanges.
31/03/2010 01:37:02 AM
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None. Kids books suck. Except Animorphs. But Cassie was the Egwene of the series.
29/03/2010 03:56:34 AM
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Animorphs were pretty good.
29/03/2010 06:49:11 AM
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I really think I liked the backstory books the most, actually *NM*
29/03/2010 04:56:46 PM
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I loved the Animorphs.
29/03/2010 10:24:58 AM
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i saw Jake turn into a lion.
29/03/2010 04:57:25 PM
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Re: I wondered for a second what Jacob had been doing while I wasn't paying attention.
30/03/2010 05:03:38 PM
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I don't have anything to add other than Animorphs rocks, hard.
30/03/2010 06:08:07 AM
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