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You hit the nail on the head. Haggard Send a noteboard - 31/08/2009 09:34:54 PM
The body hiding isn't as difficult as most people make it out to be. I mean, just head out into the woods and drop them off. Oh, and use gloves.

The other option is what I do. If it's truly awful, and I can't make it all the way through (I made it half way through the second Eragon book) then I just tell the person that I just couldn't get into it, and it wasn't for me. In fact, when you tell them, bring a book along that's actually good, and maybe try the same thing on them. Who knows, maybe they'll suddenly become enlightened just by reading one really GOOD book.

Eragon was....well...If Lord of the rings had sweaty, nasty sex with Star Wars while Anne McCaffrey watched.....there ya go. Not the worst book ever, just so incredibly unoriginal that it was difficult to keep going and I eventually decided to just go watch Star Wars, and read a few key chapters from LOTR and Dragonriders of Pern.


What I read of Eragon wasn't complete garbage, but it was completely unoriginal.

Oh, and thanks. I now have a disturbing image of Gollum and an Ewok on the back of a dragon.
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Ever happen to you? A friend lends you a book... Haggard - 31/08/2009 05:36:00 AM 1081 Views
tell the truth fistofpainx - 31/08/2009 05:43:56 AM 775 Views
I have friends who swear by Goodkind, actually. ~shudder~ *NM* Craig - 31/08/2009 06:08:05 AM 1103 Views
Poor misguided souls *NM* Ryan - 31/08/2009 06:46:43 AM 373 Views
I wish I could tell them that. Craig - 31/08/2009 07:09:15 AM 785 Views
The first couple were ok Kurrurrin - 31/08/2009 02:03:08 PM 774 Views
I try telling them that all the time imlad - 02/09/2009 08:50:54 PM 587 Views
All the time. And I'm bad with this. Perdita - 31/08/2009 07:55:54 AM 795 Views
Re: All the time. And I'm bad with this. Haggard - 31/08/2009 09:30:35 PM 737 Views
That was pretty much the discussion in a nutshell Perdita - 01/09/2009 02:23:57 AM 770 Views
Wait, how on earth is Harry Potter a better role model than Will Stanton? Ghavrel - 01/09/2009 03:55:49 AM 974 Views
I would tell her that but she's got a black belt in tae kwon do. I like my face where it is. *NM* Perdita - 02/09/2009 12:47:48 AM 410 Views
Re: All the time. And I'm bad with this. Kylia Skydancer - 03/09/2009 09:59:53 AM 1023 Views
Well, there are a couple of options. First, you could kill the friend. Bryce - 31/08/2009 08:22:10 AM 804 Views
You hit the nail on the head. Haggard - 31/08/2009 09:34:54 PM 748 Views
*dies laughing* *NM* Kylia Skydancer - 03/09/2009 10:02:17 AM 287 Views
Go to Wikipdia... Milla - 31/08/2009 10:13:21 AM 677 Views
Fortunately, this has never happened to me... James - 31/08/2009 01:54:31 PM 841 Views
Honesty is the best policy PhotoJim - 31/08/2009 02:05:03 PM 784 Views
"What kind of moron are you?" Haggard - 31/08/2009 09:11:46 PM 722 Views
Make a trade. Jacob - 31/08/2009 03:28:36 PM 723 Views
I did that with my niece. Tashmere - 31/08/2009 09:52:49 PM 745 Views
Me too... Jacob - 01/09/2009 06:43:31 PM 709 Views
Sandman...I think we have that in the garage...Gaiman? *NM* Tashmere - 01/09/2009 06:47:42 PM 322 Views
Gaiman's masterwork... the comic. *NM* Jacob - 01/09/2009 06:58:20 PM 341 Views
I'm not a big fan of graphic novels but The Sandman is exquisite in every way. *NM* Rebekah - 01/09/2009 07:00:32 PM 286 Views
Yep. ViolentKai - 31/08/2009 08:29:49 PM 793 Views
That sounds awful! Haggard - 31/08/2009 09:21:51 PM 741 Views
Thank you ViolentKai - 31/08/2009 09:24:00 PM 893 Views
I generally avoid RL suggestions Stephen - 31/08/2009 09:01:50 PM 708 Views
Always the truth. People aren't that fragile. They would rather know the truth. Tashmere - 31/08/2009 09:48:10 PM 730 Views
I tell them the truth, it just isn't my cup of tea... Larisa - 01/09/2009 01:26:33 AM 736 Views
You can manage without reading Murtach74 - 01/09/2009 02:30:02 AM 693 Views
Jus t say you didn't like them random thoughts - 01/09/2009 06:30:25 PM 703 Views
bah, if I don't want to read it, I won't... LaSombra - 01/09/2009 07:05:21 PM 894 Views
I avoid like the dickens! Kylia Skydancer - 03/09/2009 10:08:40 AM 761 Views
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