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How is that possible? Tom Send a noteboard - 12/09/2012 11:28:33 PM
In case my total geekhood were in doubt, I remember that in the Dragonlance world, upon reaching fifth level a magic-user (or mage, or wizard, as the later iterations of the game called them, though in First Edition it was strictly used for 11th level or higher magic-users) had to enter one of the three orders: the white (good) wizards, the red (neutral) wizards or the black (evil) wizards. Raistlin was a red wizard (and cursed in his test at the Tower of High Sorcery) but then he became a black wizard instead, which is a great way to openly tell even the densest of readers that he was EVIL rather than NEUTRAL.

Of course, because evil wizards couldn't cast invocation/evocation spells according to the Dragonlance Handbook, he couldn't cast the cool spells anymore, like fireball or lightning bolt. It really seemed silly to me.

Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

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This may be one of the most dire reviews you shall ever read - 09/09/2012 09:12:25 PM 2069 Views
Certainly one of the most original, you get points for that. - 09/09/2012 10:39:00 PM 1328 Views
Well... - 09/09/2012 10:57:25 PM 1316 Views
A review of a D&D bestiary could be more dire. - 09/09/2012 11:29:17 PM 1178 Views
Perhaps - 09/09/2012 11:50:20 PM 1275 Views
Hey now. Owlbears are awesome. - 11/09/2012 02:35:28 AM 1489 Views
That page is painful to behold - 11/09/2012 03:09:29 AM 1313 Views
They are popular as they are fun, easy reading books - 10/09/2012 12:11:24 AM 1254 Views
"Popular", "Fun," and "Easy" doesn't have to be equated with poorly-written - 10/09/2012 12:16:27 AM 1400 Views
Poorly written by what standard? - 10/09/2012 12:29:17 AM 1343 Views
By the standards of what I enjoyed as a nine year-old? - 10/09/2012 01:04:12 AM 1291 Views
So like I said, by the standards of Elitist Literary Snobs - 11/09/2012 12:03:08 AM 1394 Views
Nice attempt at sophistry, but alas, it fails - 11/09/2012 12:38:24 AM 1284 Views
Was that meant to make any sense? - 11/09/2012 01:43:13 AM 1442 Views
Re: Was that meant to make any sense? - 11/09/2012 01:54:23 AM 1297 Views
I'm with Wibble on this (big surprise) - 12/09/2012 03:07:53 PM 1409 Views
Heh. - 12/09/2012 03:43:52 PM 1431 Views
Pretty much so - 12/09/2012 04:19:35 PM 1420 Views
When did you put up that header? - 12/09/2012 04:35:20 PM 1307 Views
I didn't put it up - 12/09/2012 04:51:32 PM 1208 Views
I shall tread lightly so. - 12/09/2012 06:15:51 PM 1338 Views
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+6 health? What game are you playing? - 12/09/2012 07:52:52 PM 1245 Views
The Game of Life? - 12/09/2012 08:23:53 PM 1320 Views
Re: Pretty much so - 12/09/2012 08:50:57 PM 1330 Views
You apparently do not read my blog/reviews much - 12/09/2012 09:07:18 PM 1345 Views
Actually, I read them almost never - 13/09/2012 03:07:48 PM 1387 Views
I think my IQ dropped a little bit when I parsed what you said - 13/09/2012 04:16:21 PM 1338 Views
Yep, your usual rebuttal... *NM* - 17/09/2012 02:14:56 PM 667 Views
No, not really - 17/09/2012 06:25:15 PM 1182 Views
Yes, Yes, wrap yourself in arrogance and declare yourself correct until your opposite gets bored... - 17/09/2012 11:12:17 PM 1469 Views
Nah, I just wipe my ass with arrogance - 18/09/2012 12:23:44 AM 1715 Views
The last word with me is rather difficult to obtain - 18/09/2012 02:48:03 PM 1240 Views
Don't try to argue with them. They've made their judgments. They are better than you. - 10/09/2012 09:36:17 PM 1309 Views
Defensive much? *NM* - 10/09/2012 10:31:17 PM 711 Views
He never said you couldn't enjoy it. - 10/09/2012 11:10:11 PM 1442 Views
Indeed - 10/09/2012 11:17:20 PM 1300 Views
But they aren't. - 10/09/2012 11:48:14 PM 1336 Views
Prove it. *NM* - 11/09/2012 03:12:17 AM 643 Views
He also went on to compare liking the books to having the standards of a nine-year-old. - 11/09/2012 02:34:18 AM 1289 Views
You didn't read what I said very well then - 11/09/2012 03:16:21 AM 1305 Views
I believe that they were not meant for adults. - 10/09/2012 12:30:05 AM 1301 Views
Basically, both get dubious kudos for trying something new by the dire standards of the day. - 10/09/2012 11:38:22 PM 1308 Views
Interesting point - 11/09/2012 12:41:01 AM 1271 Views
Are you aware of the game's alignment rules? Some of the novels struggle with this. - 12/09/2012 10:58:37 PM 1286 Views
Not aware of it at all until now - 12/09/2012 11:18:57 PM 1284 Views
How is that possible? - 12/09/2012 11:28:33 PM 1230 Views
My dad was (and is) influenced by Evangelicals - 13/09/2012 12:17:36 AM 1192 Views
Wait, so you didn't read the Chronicles first? - 13/09/2012 02:12:13 PM 1187 Views
No - 13/09/2012 02:18:03 PM 1256 Views
Well, it's sort of like starting Jordan at Lord of Chaos - 13/09/2012 05:18:23 PM 1261 Views
Oddly enough, I started WoT at CoS in November 1997 - 13/09/2012 05:56:04 PM 1208 Views
Chronicles is considerably weaker - 13/09/2012 11:14:38 PM 1287 Views
12 modules, not 15 - 14/09/2012 02:55:39 PM 1420 Views
These threads are so much better than the rape threads! *NM* - 12/09/2012 04:03:01 AM 740 Views
You're just waiting to see if I'll use hexameter in the next one *NM* - 12/09/2012 04:32:31 AM 583 Views
When do we get to see some alexandrines? *NM* - 12/09/2012 12:41:29 PM 668 Views
Or quatrains? - 12/09/2012 03:25:13 PM 1180 Views
At least you didn't read the Baldur's Gate novelizations - 14/09/2012 04:29:17 AM 1206 Views
Sssssh! - 14/09/2012 05:10:19 AM 1270 Views
People become lesbians for no reason! - 17/09/2012 04:34:20 PM 1139 Views
I think my IQ dropped further upon learning of this - 17/09/2012 06:29:29 PM 1180 Views
Baldurs Gate wooooo! - 14/09/2012 04:13:34 PM 1330 Views
Is the review dire because of the subject or the sonnet form? - 14/09/2012 04:24:37 PM 1244 Views
Both - 14/09/2012 04:36:59 PM 1225 Views
it would be unusual for someone to just randomly pick books like that up - 14/09/2012 05:05:37 PM 1488 Views
Interesting scenario - 14/09/2012 10:16:11 PM 1246 Views
Re: Interesting scenario - 15/09/2012 09:55:59 AM 1438 Views
Re: Interesting scenario - 17/09/2012 06:28:57 PM 1175 Views

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