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These threads are so much better than the rape threads! *NM* Dan Send a noteboard - 12/09/2012 04:03:01 AM
I reluctantly agreed to read two D&D trilogies (Dragonlance: Legends and Forgotten Realms: Icewind Dale) and to give my thoughts in sonnet form. Below is what I composed based off of only reading the blurbs:

Let us not to the marriage of true minds
Admit poor D&D, love is not love
Which alters when Forgotten Realms it finds,
Or bends with the Dragonlance to remove.
O no, it is an ever fixèd mark
That looks on fell Drizzt and is n'er shaken;
He is the fearsome Elf that is so Dark,
Whose sword rings chill; his measure never taken.
Love's not time's fool, though Crysania be meek
In her love for Raistlin Majere shall bloom,
Love alters not with a brief hour or week,
But bears it out even to prophetic doom:

If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no woman so loved.


There will be at least two more of these in the coming weeks. How these are popular with so many is what I am trying to understand.
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This may be one of the most dire reviews you shall ever read - 09/09/2012 09:12:25 PM 2055 Views
Certainly one of the most original, you get points for that. - 09/09/2012 10:39:00 PM 1314 Views
Well... - 09/09/2012 10:57:25 PM 1305 Views
A review of a D&D bestiary could be more dire. - 09/09/2012 11:29:17 PM 1164 Views
Perhaps - 09/09/2012 11:50:20 PM 1262 Views
Hey now. Owlbears are awesome. - 11/09/2012 02:35:28 AM 1479 Views
That page is painful to behold - 11/09/2012 03:09:29 AM 1304 Views
They are popular as they are fun, easy reading books - 10/09/2012 12:11:24 AM 1244 Views
"Popular", "Fun," and "Easy" doesn't have to be equated with poorly-written - 10/09/2012 12:16:27 AM 1390 Views
Poorly written by what standard? - 10/09/2012 12:29:17 AM 1334 Views
By the standards of what I enjoyed as a nine year-old? - 10/09/2012 01:04:12 AM 1280 Views
So like I said, by the standards of Elitist Literary Snobs - 11/09/2012 12:03:08 AM 1384 Views
Nice attempt at sophistry, but alas, it fails - 11/09/2012 12:38:24 AM 1272 Views
Was that meant to make any sense? - 11/09/2012 01:43:13 AM 1430 Views
Re: Was that meant to make any sense? - 11/09/2012 01:54:23 AM 1285 Views
I'm with Wibble on this (big surprise) - 12/09/2012 03:07:53 PM 1394 Views
Heh. - 12/09/2012 03:43:52 PM 1421 Views
Pretty much so - 12/09/2012 04:19:35 PM 1410 Views
When did you put up that header? - 12/09/2012 04:35:20 PM 1293 Views
I didn't put it up - 12/09/2012 04:51:32 PM 1195 Views
I shall tread lightly so. - 12/09/2012 06:15:51 PM 1327 Views
- 12/09/2012 07:25:29 PM 1187 Views
+6 health? What game are you playing? - 12/09/2012 07:52:52 PM 1232 Views
The Game of Life? - 12/09/2012 08:23:53 PM 1307 Views
Re: Pretty much so - 12/09/2012 08:50:57 PM 1320 Views
You apparently do not read my blog/reviews much - 12/09/2012 09:07:18 PM 1336 Views
Actually, I read them almost never - 13/09/2012 03:07:48 PM 1377 Views
I think my IQ dropped a little bit when I parsed what you said - 13/09/2012 04:16:21 PM 1328 Views
Yep, your usual rebuttal... *NM* - 17/09/2012 02:14:56 PM 660 Views
No, not really - 17/09/2012 06:25:15 PM 1170 Views
Yes, Yes, wrap yourself in arrogance and declare yourself correct until your opposite gets bored... - 17/09/2012 11:12:17 PM 1458 Views
Nah, I just wipe my ass with arrogance - 18/09/2012 12:23:44 AM 1699 Views
The last word with me is rather difficult to obtain - 18/09/2012 02:48:03 PM 1229 Views
Don't try to argue with them. They've made their judgments. They are better than you. - 10/09/2012 09:36:17 PM 1300 Views
Defensive much? *NM* - 10/09/2012 10:31:17 PM 705 Views
He never said you couldn't enjoy it. - 10/09/2012 11:10:11 PM 1430 Views
Indeed - 10/09/2012 11:17:20 PM 1285 Views
But they aren't. - 10/09/2012 11:48:14 PM 1325 Views
Prove it. *NM* - 11/09/2012 03:12:17 AM 637 Views
He also went on to compare liking the books to having the standards of a nine-year-old. - 11/09/2012 02:34:18 AM 1278 Views
You didn't read what I said very well then - 11/09/2012 03:16:21 AM 1293 Views
I believe that they were not meant for adults. - 10/09/2012 12:30:05 AM 1288 Views
Basically, both get dubious kudos for trying something new by the dire standards of the day. - 10/09/2012 11:38:22 PM 1294 Views
Interesting point - 11/09/2012 12:41:01 AM 1257 Views
Are you aware of the game's alignment rules? Some of the novels struggle with this. - 12/09/2012 10:58:37 PM 1273 Views
Not aware of it at all until now - 12/09/2012 11:18:57 PM 1268 Views
How is that possible? - 12/09/2012 11:28:33 PM 1213 Views
My dad was (and is) influenced by Evangelicals - 13/09/2012 12:17:36 AM 1178 Views
Wait, so you didn't read the Chronicles first? - 13/09/2012 02:12:13 PM 1168 Views
No - 13/09/2012 02:18:03 PM 1242 Views
Well, it's sort of like starting Jordan at Lord of Chaos - 13/09/2012 05:18:23 PM 1246 Views
Oddly enough, I started WoT at CoS in November 1997 - 13/09/2012 05:56:04 PM 1196 Views
Chronicles is considerably weaker - 13/09/2012 11:14:38 PM 1272 Views
12 modules, not 15 - 14/09/2012 02:55:39 PM 1406 Views
These threads are so much better than the rape threads! *NM* - 12/09/2012 04:03:01 AM 734 Views
You're just waiting to see if I'll use hexameter in the next one *NM* - 12/09/2012 04:32:31 AM 574 Views
When do we get to see some alexandrines? *NM* - 12/09/2012 12:41:29 PM 662 Views
Or quatrains? - 12/09/2012 03:25:13 PM 1168 Views
At least you didn't read the Baldur's Gate novelizations - 14/09/2012 04:29:17 AM 1194 Views
Sssssh! - 14/09/2012 05:10:19 AM 1256 Views
People become lesbians for no reason! - 17/09/2012 04:34:20 PM 1125 Views
I think my IQ dropped further upon learning of this - 17/09/2012 06:29:29 PM 1165 Views
Baldurs Gate wooooo! - 14/09/2012 04:13:34 PM 1317 Views
Is the review dire because of the subject or the sonnet form? - 14/09/2012 04:24:37 PM 1233 Views
Both - 14/09/2012 04:36:59 PM 1211 Views
it would be unusual for someone to just randomly pick books like that up - 14/09/2012 05:05:37 PM 1477 Views
Interesting scenario - 14/09/2012 10:16:11 PM 1235 Views
Re: Interesting scenario - 15/09/2012 09:55:59 AM 1423 Views
Re: Interesting scenario - 17/09/2012 06:28:57 PM 1159 Views

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