Maybe this will inspire you to write reviews, as surely you can't top these, right? 

"Don't be fooled by the product description. I've bought two sets of these (16 in total) and not one casts even the slightest bit of light. Sure, the price is great, but what they aren't telling you is that you need to buy something else (i.e., send them more of your $$$!!!) to screw these into. Well guess what, we the consumers are the ones who are really getting SCREWED! On their own, they are useless, and according to some people, toxic. What a rip-off! "
"I mean, if everyone had a soul, there would be no contrast by which we could appreciate it. For giving us this perspective, we thank you." - Nate
Least Helpful Reviews
04/01/2012 10:17:44 PM
- 1271 Views
Well, Animal Farm really is pretty bad, and the Willy Wonka story is horrifying.
04/01/2012 10:55:06 PM
- 790 Views
Re: Well, Animal Farm really is pretty bad, and the Willy Wonka story is horrifying.
05/01/2012 12:13:31 AM
- 860 Views
Animal Farm is really really not subtle.
05/01/2012 03:49:56 PM
- 715 Views
Eh. Roald Dahl is pretty brutal. I think it's part of his charm, personally. *NM*
07/01/2012 09:48:15 AM
- 365 Views
Ha! I didn't see the movie that's being referred to but the odds are good I'd feel similar.
04/01/2012 11:00:28 PM
- 735 Views
Nobody responds to reviews. That might be why no one writes them.
04/01/2012 11:15:53 PM
- 810 Views
Re: Nobody responds to reviews. That might be why no one writes them.
05/01/2012 12:14:15 AM
- 770 Views
Considering that Adam's been getting more page views than Pat recently, he's in good shape
05/01/2012 12:46:42 AM
- 801 Views
Re: Considering that Adam's been getting more page views than Pat recently, he's in good shape
05/01/2012 01:23:30 AM
- 805 Views
Re: Nobody responds to reviews. That might be why no one writes them.
05/01/2012 12:17:03 AM
- 773 Views
Best/worst review was for flourescent light bulbs
05/01/2012 11:50:47 AM
- 769 Views
I'm on board with the Lion King review. I fucking hate that movie. *NM*
07/01/2012 07:21:03 PM
- 363 Views