Or rather, you would if I were psychotic dictator of the world (or that part of it you live in at the very least). It is an infamia to write in books, what the Hebrew Bible terms to'evah - an abomination in the eyes of God. Those who write in books should be impaled in the Turkish method, which leaves them alive for 2-3 days during which time they can reflect on their miserable attitude towards the printed word.