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This is what you do so that you get to read it first. callandor1000 Send a noteboard - 06/03/2011 04:44:29 PM
The day before, July 11th, go to a Target or Walgreens or CVS or some such place and get one of those Visa gift cards. Put like $75 on it. Next day, go buy the book. Then, print up a little flier for her favorite shoe store about some imaginary sale that requires her to hand the flier at the time of checkout. The flier should say "All Shoes $5". Then let her loose. Don't tell her teh card only has $75 on it. By the time she figures it all out, she'll only have gotten one pair of shoes and you'll be half way through the book.

Your mom. That's right. The cat is out of the bag. Your mom.

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We have a date! From George! Rejoice! Elaine - 03/03/2011 02:10:17 PM 2955 Views
Thanks for the news. A few questions. RandAllThor - 03/03/2011 02:38:35 PM 2034 Views
Agreed... I worked for a band who did this all the damn time Deadsy - 03/03/2011 02:50:06 PM 1663 Views
The publisher has it already. Werthead - 03/03/2011 04:01:43 PM 1844 Views
It is odd Mark - 03/03/2011 02:53:22 PM 1799 Views
Apparently EW published the story early. Werthead - 03/03/2011 08:37:01 PM 1802 Views
Re: Thanks for the news. A few questions. Werthead - 03/03/2011 03:59:34 PM 1672 Views
Thanks for the info. Any idea if... RandAllThor - 03/03/2011 04:07:44 PM 1586 Views
Yes (some minor spoilers over which AFFC POV characters are in the book). Werthead - 03/03/2011 05:44:41 PM 1591 Views
I'm very pleased I got here first Sorry Wert Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:52:08 PM 1553 Views
Hurrah! Mark - 03/03/2011 02:51:21 PM 1731 Views
I know! Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:52:43 PM 1597 Views
Chinese Democracy had a date too. Or a couple of them ironclad - 03/03/2011 03:20:26 PM 1704 Views
You know, Axl Rose went through my mind when I read this as well... Michael - 03/03/2011 03:21:59 PM 1808 Views
Yes indeed, but nobody cares about it any more *NM* Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:53:17 PM 926 Views
I was thinking it would be closer to Christmas. Tom - 03/03/2011 04:58:41 PM 1740 Views
As was I, truthfully. Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:54:12 PM 1571 Views
This is what you do so that you get to read it first. callandor1000 - 06/03/2011 04:44:29 PM 1682 Views
I'm used to waiting, I'll just wait until it comes out on paperback. lankyevilme - 03/03/2011 05:11:11 PM 1546 Views
Are you in the US? Werthead - 03/03/2011 05:46:06 PM 1568 Views
I might just wait and go get it at the library, then I'll have a few less years to wait for Winds. lankyevilme - 04/03/2011 12:54:45 AM 1566 Views
So, when will Winds be finished? Already? *NM* Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:54:45 PM 951 Views
Dear God I thought this would never happen Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 05:22:03 PM 1677 Views
that's what she (his wife) said. Bookwyrm - 03/03/2011 05:31:24 PM 1728 Views
Dear God is right, you're alive! Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:55:33 PM 1429 Views
Barely Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 09:03:46 PM 1622 Views
what a great day to randomly visit this site Zaphod - 04/03/2011 04:02:21 AM 1650 Views
and hi there Bad Ash Zaphod - 04/03/2011 04:04:06 AM 1871 Views
What is this, oldbie week? Good to see you back as well! *NM* Legolas - 04/03/2011 06:42:29 PM 840 Views
Too late. I've already given away my GRRM books to the library and I'm not going to go back to ... Bookwyrm - 03/03/2011 05:29:09 PM 1513 Views
Not even a tiny bit of joy? *NM* Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:56:17 PM 984 Views
Nope. Nada. Zilch. GRRM who? Yeah, it's like that. xD *NM* Bookwyrm - 03/03/2011 09:03:59 PM 1057 Views
Oh, you're cold *NM* Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:12:08 PM 973 Views
Cold as ice! *NM* Bookwyrm - 04/03/2011 12:47:12 AM 950 Views
i'm with Bookwyrm, i might pick them up when the series is done, but i gave up on him as an author. Apsalar Shadowdancer - 05/03/2011 11:06:14 AM 1655 Views
Do we have another AFFC in terms of quality and let-down? *NM* Dark Knight - 03/03/2011 06:26:42 PM 1028 Views
I'm just glad I'm not the only one who thought that AFFC was bad. Fox and Ravens - 03/03/2011 08:25:38 PM 1398 Views
The best characters weren't in it Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 08:39:32 PM 1490 Views
I keep thinking I am the only one who didn't think AFFC was bad *NM* ironclad - 04/03/2011 09:43:44 AM 971 Views
Nope, I'm with you. *NM* Legolas - 04/03/2011 06:43:25 PM 867 Views
Well, as Shannon said, the best characters are in Dance. Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:57:26 PM 1748 Views
I'm curious: A Question Darth_Katie - 03/03/2011 08:14:21 PM 1712 Views
It's a trilogy Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 08:21:55 PM 1554 Views
Seven books. Werthead - 03/03/2011 08:31:51 PM 1689 Views
Re: Seven books. Darth_Katie - 04/03/2011 12:10:01 AM 1545 Views
Curiosity killed the cat! Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:00:20 PM 1512 Views
Did you know tomorrow is Cat Day?? Darth_Katie - 04/03/2011 12:07:02 AM 1621 Views
I did not. Hmm. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:36:49 PM 1655 Views
It probably won't come out on July 12th. Fox and Ravens - 03/03/2011 08:29:28 PM 1423 Views
That would be extremely expensive. Werthead - 03/03/2011 08:34:45 PM 1566 Views
I think it will, so there Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:01:21 PM 1585 Views
Re: I think it will, so there Fox and Ravens - 03/03/2011 09:03:05 PM 1591 Views
If you knew that the flaming-pitchforked angry villagers were en route.... Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:13:28 PM 1463 Views
*wrong spot* *NM* The Doctor - 08/03/2011 05:43:45 PM 988 Views
I'll believe it when I'm holding a copy in my hands! *NM* Sir Tybalt - 03/03/2011 08:42:08 PM 920 Views
And you'll take it from my cold, dead ones Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:02:25 PM 1464 Views
Wait...you're Coldhands? *NM* Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 09:06:07 PM 923 Views
Dammit, she gives the game away Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:14:28 PM 1571 Views
Lies. *NM* ? - 03/03/2011 09:45:04 PM 866 Views
Nyet! Honest-to-goodness truth! *NM* Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:37:30 PM 896 Views
I do not mean to gloat Camilla - 03/03/2011 09:59:48 PM 1648 Views
I think we both know that's a lie, missie. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:38:13 PM 1711 Views
Camilla - 04/03/2011 09:00:42 PM 1487 Views
A wise move Wibble - 06/03/2011 11:46:04 PM 1563 Views
Good thinking... DomA - 08/03/2011 09:51:22 PM 1680 Views
Re: Good thinking... Camilla - 08/03/2011 11:17:48 PM 1657 Views
Re: Good thinking... DomA - 09/03/2011 01:39:45 AM 1943 Views
Awesome. Amazon better get it delivered very soon after that date. *NM* Legolas - 03/03/2011 10:11:18 PM 935 Views
I think they will. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:41:38 PM 1496 Views
Hm, yes... the real question is, which of the three will deliver the soonest. Legolas - 04/03/2011 06:44:49 PM 1604 Views
Savage cabbage! Stephen - 03/03/2011 11:34:10 PM 1607 Views
I like your style. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:43:31 PM 1448 Views
Thank you Stephen - 04/03/2011 05:25:23 PM 1602 Views
<head explodes> *NM* ianski - 04/03/2011 02:50:48 AM 882 Views
You made a mess *NM* Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:43:52 PM 935 Views
<still standing body twitches a half-step then slipping on own splattered brain matter> *NM* ianski - 06/03/2011 02:27:09 PM 920 Views
I admire your artistry *NM* Elaine - 07/03/2011 01:03:09 PM 897 Views
Oh no, bad news everyone Lord o' Salv - 04/03/2011 08:49:37 AM 1823 Views
Pfffft. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:44:19 PM 1590 Views
Suh-weet! Tigr - 04/03/2011 03:04:35 PM 1666 Views
So exciting Elaine - 07/03/2011 01:02:45 PM 1711 Views
I just screamed like a Justin Bieber fan. I ain't ashamed, either. *NM* callandor1000 - 06/03/2011 04:40:33 PM 880 Views
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Elaine - 07/03/2011 01:03:37 PM 1633 Views
I don't see an ebook version available yet!!! Beqi - 07/03/2011 08:06:47 AM 1213 Views
Boo. Though maybe it's just the B&N and Amazon sites that are wrong. Elaine - 07/03/2011 01:11:23 PM 1493 Views
Here (with link) Werthead - 07/03/2011 08:28:29 PM 1634 Views
Hurrah! Thank you! Beqi - 08/03/2011 08:53:32 AM 1387 Views
Hey, Thats my birthday! Zach - 07/03/2011 04:53:44 PM 1167 Views
That's probably why they chose the date. Elaine - 08/03/2011 12:39:15 PM 1509 Views
I'll read your book George, when it actually comes out The Doctor - 08/03/2011 05:49:33 PM 1560 Views
Re: I'll read your book George, when it actually comes out Werthead - 08/03/2011 08:35:36 PM 1635 Views
I know the in accuracies in believing Amazon The Doctor - 08/03/2011 10:43:17 PM 1786 Views
Re: I know the in accuracies in believing Amazon DomA - 09/03/2011 12:03:38 AM 1591 Views
True Werthead - 11/03/2011 05:00:05 PM 1532 Views
Re: True DomA - 11/03/2011 08:41:24 PM 1703 Views
Borders is offering a 50% discount in pre-orders and I didn't bite. That's how over GRRM I am. *NM* Bookwyrm - 10/03/2011 02:51:41 PM 946 Views
Positively Arctic. I recoil from your frigidity! *NM* Elaine - 11/03/2011 12:58:32 PM 946 Views
I'm the world's answer to global warming! xD *NM* Bookwyrm - 11/03/2011 03:31:46 PM 898 Views
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