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This is what you do so that you get to read it first. callandor1000 Send a noteboard - 06/03/2011 04:44:29 PM
The day before, July 11th, go to a Target or Walgreens or CVS or some such place and get one of those Visa gift cards. Put like $75 on it. Next day, go buy the book. Then, print up a little flier for her favorite shoe store about some imaginary sale that requires her to hand the flier at the time of checkout. The flier should say "All Shoes $5". Then let her loose. Don't tell her teh card only has $75 on it. By the time she figures it all out, she'll only have gotten one pair of shoes and you'll be half way through the book.

Your mom. That's right. The cat is out of the bag. Your mom.

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We have a date! From George! Rejoice! Elaine - 03/03/2011 02:10:17 PM 2933 Views
Thanks for the news. A few questions. RandAllThor - 03/03/2011 02:38:35 PM 2020 Views
Agreed... I worked for a band who did this all the damn time Deadsy - 03/03/2011 02:50:06 PM 1647 Views
The publisher has it already. Werthead - 03/03/2011 04:01:43 PM 1829 Views
It is odd Mark - 03/03/2011 02:53:22 PM 1781 Views
Apparently EW published the story early. Werthead - 03/03/2011 08:37:01 PM 1781 Views
Re: Thanks for the news. A few questions. Werthead - 03/03/2011 03:59:34 PM 1656 Views
Thanks for the info. Any idea if... RandAllThor - 03/03/2011 04:07:44 PM 1569 Views
Yes (some minor spoilers over which AFFC POV characters are in the book). Werthead - 03/03/2011 05:44:41 PM 1577 Views
I'm very pleased I got here first Sorry Wert Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:52:08 PM 1533 Views
Hurrah! Mark - 03/03/2011 02:51:21 PM 1711 Views
I know! Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:52:43 PM 1575 Views
Chinese Democracy had a date too. Or a couple of them ironclad - 03/03/2011 03:20:26 PM 1690 Views
You know, Axl Rose went through my mind when I read this as well... Michael - 03/03/2011 03:21:59 PM 1791 Views
Yes indeed, but nobody cares about it any more *NM* Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:53:17 PM 917 Views
I was thinking it would be closer to Christmas. Tom - 03/03/2011 04:58:41 PM 1722 Views
As was I, truthfully. Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:54:12 PM 1556 Views
This is what you do so that you get to read it first. callandor1000 - 06/03/2011 04:44:29 PM 1662 Views
I'm used to waiting, I'll just wait until it comes out on paperback. lankyevilme - 03/03/2011 05:11:11 PM 1532 Views
Are you in the US? Werthead - 03/03/2011 05:46:06 PM 1546 Views
I might just wait and go get it at the library, then I'll have a few less years to wait for Winds. lankyevilme - 04/03/2011 12:54:45 AM 1543 Views
So, when will Winds be finished? Already? *NM* Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:54:45 PM 942 Views
Dear God I thought this would never happen Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 05:22:03 PM 1658 Views
that's what she (his wife) said. Bookwyrm - 03/03/2011 05:31:24 PM 1703 Views
Dear God is right, you're alive! Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:55:33 PM 1410 Views
Barely Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 09:03:46 PM 1609 Views
what a great day to randomly visit this site Zaphod - 04/03/2011 04:02:21 AM 1633 Views
and hi there Bad Ash Zaphod - 04/03/2011 04:04:06 AM 1849 Views
What is this, oldbie week? Good to see you back as well! *NM* Legolas - 04/03/2011 06:42:29 PM 832 Views
Too late. I've already given away my GRRM books to the library and I'm not going to go back to ... Bookwyrm - 03/03/2011 05:29:09 PM 1492 Views
Not even a tiny bit of joy? *NM* Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:56:17 PM 975 Views
Nope. Nada. Zilch. GRRM who? Yeah, it's like that. xD *NM* Bookwyrm - 03/03/2011 09:03:59 PM 1044 Views
Oh, you're cold *NM* Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:12:08 PM 963 Views
Cold as ice! *NM* Bookwyrm - 04/03/2011 12:47:12 AM 941 Views
i'm with Bookwyrm, i might pick them up when the series is done, but i gave up on him as an author. Apsalar Shadowdancer - 05/03/2011 11:06:14 AM 1632 Views
Do we have another AFFC in terms of quality and let-down? *NM* Dark Knight - 03/03/2011 06:26:42 PM 1020 Views
I'm just glad I'm not the only one who thought that AFFC was bad. Fox and Ravens - 03/03/2011 08:25:38 PM 1376 Views
The best characters weren't in it Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 08:39:32 PM 1472 Views
I keep thinking I am the only one who didn't think AFFC was bad *NM* ironclad - 04/03/2011 09:43:44 AM 965 Views
Nope, I'm with you. *NM* Legolas - 04/03/2011 06:43:25 PM 859 Views
Well, as Shannon said, the best characters are in Dance. Elaine - 03/03/2011 08:57:26 PM 1731 Views
I'm curious: A Question Darth_Katie - 03/03/2011 08:14:21 PM 1687 Views
It's a trilogy Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 08:21:55 PM 1528 Views
Seven books. Werthead - 03/03/2011 08:31:51 PM 1672 Views
Re: Seven books. Darth_Katie - 04/03/2011 12:10:01 AM 1524 Views
Curiosity killed the cat! Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:00:20 PM 1486 Views
Did you know tomorrow is Cat Day?? Darth_Katie - 04/03/2011 12:07:02 AM 1603 Views
I did not. Hmm. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:36:49 PM 1634 Views
It probably won't come out on July 12th. Fox and Ravens - 03/03/2011 08:29:28 PM 1408 Views
That would be extremely expensive. Werthead - 03/03/2011 08:34:45 PM 1545 Views
I think it will, so there Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:01:21 PM 1567 Views
Re: I think it will, so there Fox and Ravens - 03/03/2011 09:03:05 PM 1577 Views
If you knew that the flaming-pitchforked angry villagers were en route.... Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:13:28 PM 1440 Views
*wrong spot* *NM* The Doctor - 08/03/2011 05:43:45 PM 980 Views
I'll believe it when I'm holding a copy in my hands! *NM* Sir Tybalt - 03/03/2011 08:42:08 PM 913 Views
And you'll take it from my cold, dead ones Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:02:25 PM 1448 Views
Wait...you're Coldhands? *NM* Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 09:06:07 PM 915 Views
Dammit, she gives the game away Elaine - 03/03/2011 09:14:28 PM 1551 Views
Lies. *NM* ? - 03/03/2011 09:45:04 PM 856 Views
Nyet! Honest-to-goodness truth! *NM* Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:37:30 PM 887 Views
I do not mean to gloat Camilla - 03/03/2011 09:59:48 PM 1630 Views
I think we both know that's a lie, missie. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:38:13 PM 1696 Views
Camilla - 04/03/2011 09:00:42 PM 1466 Views
A wise move Wibble - 06/03/2011 11:46:04 PM 1544 Views
Good thinking... DomA - 08/03/2011 09:51:22 PM 1658 Views
Re: Good thinking... Camilla - 08/03/2011 11:17:48 PM 1638 Views
Re: Good thinking... DomA - 09/03/2011 01:39:45 AM 1922 Views
Awesome. Amazon better get it delivered very soon after that date. *NM* Legolas - 03/03/2011 10:11:18 PM 928 Views
I think they will. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:41:38 PM 1475 Views
Hm, yes... the real question is, which of the three will deliver the soonest. Legolas - 04/03/2011 06:44:49 PM 1582 Views
Savage cabbage! Stephen - 03/03/2011 11:34:10 PM 1587 Views
I like your style. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:43:31 PM 1429 Views
Thank you Stephen - 04/03/2011 05:25:23 PM 1585 Views
<head explodes> *NM* ianski - 04/03/2011 02:50:48 AM 872 Views
You made a mess *NM* Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:43:52 PM 925 Views
<still standing body twitches a half-step then slipping on own splattered brain matter> *NM* ianski - 06/03/2011 02:27:09 PM 912 Views
I admire your artistry *NM* Elaine - 07/03/2011 01:03:09 PM 888 Views
Oh no, bad news everyone Lord o' Salv - 04/03/2011 08:49:37 AM 1804 Views
Pfffft. Elaine - 04/03/2011 12:44:19 PM 1571 Views
Suh-weet! Tigr - 04/03/2011 03:04:35 PM 1650 Views
So exciting Elaine - 07/03/2011 01:02:45 PM 1695 Views
I just screamed like a Justin Bieber fan. I ain't ashamed, either. *NM* callandor1000 - 06/03/2011 04:40:33 PM 871 Views
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Elaine - 07/03/2011 01:03:37 PM 1610 Views
I don't see an ebook version available yet!!! Beqi - 07/03/2011 08:06:47 AM 1193 Views
Boo. Though maybe it's just the B&N and Amazon sites that are wrong. Elaine - 07/03/2011 01:11:23 PM 1474 Views
Here (with link) Werthead - 07/03/2011 08:28:29 PM 1616 Views
Hurrah! Thank you! Beqi - 08/03/2011 08:53:32 AM 1367 Views
Hey, Thats my birthday! Zach - 07/03/2011 04:53:44 PM 1147 Views
That's probably why they chose the date. Elaine - 08/03/2011 12:39:15 PM 1484 Views
I'll read your book George, when it actually comes out The Doctor - 08/03/2011 05:49:33 PM 1541 Views
Re: I'll read your book George, when it actually comes out Werthead - 08/03/2011 08:35:36 PM 1613 Views
I know the in accuracies in believing Amazon The Doctor - 08/03/2011 10:43:17 PM 1767 Views
Re: I know the in accuracies in believing Amazon DomA - 09/03/2011 12:03:38 AM 1569 Views
True Werthead - 11/03/2011 05:00:05 PM 1514 Views
Re: True DomA - 11/03/2011 08:41:24 PM 1682 Views
Borders is offering a 50% discount in pre-orders and I didn't bite. That's how over GRRM I am. *NM* Bookwyrm - 10/03/2011 02:51:41 PM 938 Views
Positively Arctic. I recoil from your frigidity! *NM* Elaine - 11/03/2011 12:58:32 PM 934 Views
I'm the world's answer to global warming! xD *NM* Bookwyrm - 11/03/2011 03:31:46 PM 890 Views
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