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Moist? Great now I can't eat any chocolate today Dark Knight Send a noteboard - 13/12/2010 03:21:04 PM
I'll start it off by quoting from the 2010 National Book Award-winning novel, Lord of Misrule, written by Jaimy Gordon:

You're going to shut up, starting now. Do you hear me? Do you understand?

What do you want? she said very low.

I want you to capitulate.

All right. All right, she whispered.

And then she was falling, falling. But he didn't let her up. He pushed farther, and curved them, his fingers, hard against the wall of her. And his thumb found the other moist portal and curved around inside her to meet them, and hooked her.

She was spinning upwards. Her loosened jeans bound her knees together. One hand under her belly, he lifted her to himself. And then some small thing gave way and he pressed to her center. Somewhere he laughed at her, not unkindly. (p. 46)

Umm...umm...is it me, or did Gordon just attempt to describe in mostly chaste language a woman getting the Shocker?

Your turn, if you dare...
Formerly Mat Bloody Cauthon on Wotmania, blessed be its name
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How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay? Larry - 12/12/2010 01:52:12 PM 1035 Views
Let me say from experience that this guy obviously never did what he's attempting to describe. Tom - 12/12/2010 03:13:14 PM 693 Views
Even worse, it's a woman who wrote that scene Larry - 12/12/2010 03:17:57 PM 647 Views
She might be intentionally attempting to get the "worst sex scene" award. Tom - 12/12/2010 11:26:01 PM 622 Views
Possible Larry - 13/12/2010 12:38:56 AM 590 Views
"Socks are like sense. Lots of them about, but I never seem to get any." RandAllThor - 12/12/2010 07:51:52 PM 692 Views
I honestly didn't realize this was sex until "moist portal". Even then, it was iffy. Kronin al'Sulc - 12/12/2010 08:42:34 PM 901 Views
"Moist portal" is a horrific term. Darth_Katie - 13/12/2010 06:07:08 AM 644 Views
Best. Fanfic. Ever. *NM* beetnemesis - 13/12/2010 04:35:01 PM 248 Views
Re: "Moist portal" is a horrific term. dacole - 19/12/2010 06:07:48 AM 590 Views
*chokes and dies* *NM* Deadsy - 19/12/2010 06:58:43 AM 338 Views
is he talking about bumholes? Foxhead - 12/12/2010 08:49:40 PM 659 Views
Moist is an intrinsically icky word Callia - 13/12/2010 05:17:57 AM 615 Views
That is epic-bad. Panorphaeon - 13/12/2010 06:43:32 AM 653 Views
Moist? Great now I can't eat any chocolate today Dark Knight - 13/12/2010 03:21:04 PM 1122 Views
Re: How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay? dacole - 19/12/2010 06:06:48 AM 591 Views
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