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Even worse, it's a woman who wrote that scene Larry Send a noteboard - 12/12/2010 03:17:57 PM
A thumb is just not flexible enough to really effectively stimulate a girl anally. You have to use one (or more) of your longer and more flexible fingers.


Something tells me she should have written what she knows and not try to describe something sexual in such ridiculous terms.
Illusions fall like the husk of a fruit, one after another, and the fruit is experience. - Narrator, Sylvie

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How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay? - 12/12/2010 01:52:12 PM 1100 Views
Let me say from experience that this guy obviously never did what he's attempting to describe. - 12/12/2010 03:13:14 PM 758 Views
Even worse, it's a woman who wrote that scene - 12/12/2010 03:17:57 PM 680 Views
She might be intentionally attempting to get the "worst sex scene" award. - 12/12/2010 11:26:01 PM 686 Views
Possible - 13/12/2010 12:38:56 AM 651 Views
"Socks are like sense. Lots of them about, but I never seem to get any." - 12/12/2010 07:51:52 PM 759 Views
I honestly didn't realize this was sex until "moist portal". Even then, it was iffy. - 12/12/2010 08:42:34 PM 965 Views
"Moist portal" is a horrific term. - 13/12/2010 06:07:08 AM 708 Views
Best. Fanfic. Ever. *NM* - 13/12/2010 04:35:01 PM 271 Views
Re: "Moist portal" is a horrific term. - 19/12/2010 06:07:48 AM 646 Views
*chokes and dies* *NM* - 19/12/2010 06:58:43 AM 362 Views
is he talking about bumholes? - 12/12/2010 08:49:40 PM 723 Views
Moist is an intrinsically icky word - 13/12/2010 05:17:57 AM 673 Views
That is epic-bad. - 13/12/2010 06:43:32 AM 714 Views
Moist? Great now I can't eat any chocolate today - 13/12/2010 03:21:04 PM 1192 Views

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