Candide - François-Marie Arouet
Hunchback of Notre-Dame by Victor Hugo
Animal Farm/1984 - George Orwell
Winter of Our Discontent - John Steinbeck
The Misenthrope/Tartuffe - Jean-Baptiste Poquelin
Walden - Henry David Thoreau (I really hated this when I first read it, thought it was the worst book ever)
Nicholas Nickleby/A Tale of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame (undeniably a classic, regardless of the audience)
Tao Te Ching - Lao Tzu
Journey to the West/Nibelungensaga/Beowulf - Unknown
Ramayana - Valmiki
Aeneid - Virgil
Democracy in America - Alexis de Tocqueville
The Periodic Table - Primo Levi
Return of the Native - Thomas Hardy
Anything by Titus Maccius Plautus
Anything by Richard Feynman

probably a bunch of other stuff but i'm way too tired right now.... sleep... sleep... sleeeeeeep