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Re: It is excellent Camilla Send a noteboard - 09/11/2010 10:58:23 PM
Although when I had my students read it, the boys appreciated it significantly less than the girls.

I wonder why. ;) Though I'm sure they appreciated it more than they were willing to admit publicly.


Indeed ;)

I like his Satyre on King Charles II, as well.

He has other good stuff, but there are none that are so brilliant in terms of such good poetry describing such a very, er, risqué subject.

And of course

Here lies a great and mighty King,

Whose promise none relied on;

He never said a foolish thing,

Nor ever did a wise one

Props to Charles for coming up with a witty reply to that one, though (if you haven't read it, it was something to the effect of that that made perfect sense, since his words were his own while his acts were his ministers';).

I usually recoil at obscenity, but there is something about obscenity wrapped in perfect form which changes it entirely. It makes it not vulgar, I suppose. And I won't pretend the fact that it is a couple of hundred years old does not help.

Well, most of it isn't even that obscene - I mean, yes, it's graphic, but the language is only obscene on occasion, like the "her hand, her foot, her very look's a cunt" bit. Phrases like "the all-dissolving thunderbolt below" are more hilarious than obscene. :P


Well, I say only,

In th' isle of Britain, long since famous grown
For breeding the best cunts in Christendom,
There reigns, and oh! long may he reign and thrive,
The easiest King and best-bred man alive.
Him no ambition moves to get renown
Like the French fool, that wanders up and down
Starving his people, hazarding his crown.
Peace is his aim, his gentleness is such,
And love he loves, for he loves fucking much.

Nor are his high desires above his strength:
His scepter and his prick are of a length;
And she may sway the one who plays with th' other,
And make him little wiser than his brother.
Poor Prince! thy prick, like thy buffoons at Court,
Will govern thee because it makes thee sport.
'Tis sure the sauciest prick that e'er did swive,
The proudest, peremptoriest prick alive.
Though safety, law, religion, life lay on 't,
'Twould break through all to make its way to cunt.
Restless he rolls about from whore to whore,
A merry monarch, scandalous and poor.

To Carwell, the most dear of all his dears,
The best relief of his declining years,
Oft he bewails his fortune, and her fate:
To love so well, and be beloved so late.]
For though in her he settles well his tarse,
Yet his dull, graceless bollocks hang an arse.
This you'd believe, had I but time to tell ye
The pains it costs to poor, laborious Nelly,
Whilst she employs hands, fingers, mouth, and thighs,
Ere she can raise the member she enjoys.
All monarchs I hate, and the thrones they sit on,
From the hector of France to the cully of Britain.
*MySmiley*
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This is why people dislike you. Dan - 09/11/2010 07:03:17 PM 1034 Views
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Because you should care about being intelligent, rather than appearing to be intelligent. Dan - 09/11/2010 10:32:04 PM 1043 Views
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I think it's rather pointless, to be honest. Larry - 09/11/2010 10:54:17 PM 996 Views
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But you're still responding to me. Dan - 09/11/2010 11:05:37 PM 994 Views
Because I'm stringing you out until you quit. Larry - 09/11/2010 11:10:18 PM 1037 Views
I'm not going to. I find this entertaining. Dan - 09/11/2010 11:12:27 PM 981 Views
I do as well. It's fun pretending to be an asshole, I'll admit. Larry - 09/11/2010 11:17:34 PM 950 Views
Come now, who's pretending? Dan - 09/11/2010 11:22:18 PM 975 Views
That is officially the last one before I start editing and making them NM. *NM* Legolas - 09/11/2010 11:24:12 PM 452 Views
Word. *NM* *NM* Dan - 09/11/2010 11:29:37 PM 364 Views
Me, most of the time Larry - 09/11/2010 11:40:26 PM 959 Views
Keep telling yourself that. *NM* Dan - 09/11/2010 11:46:34 PM 839 Views
Why would I? It's not something I think much about these days. Again, what others think is trivial. *NM* Larry - 10/11/2010 12:01:03 AM 477 Views
What about THE Other? *NM* Dan - 10/11/2010 12:16:53 AM 406 Views
I'm not going to quote Sartre here...this time. *NM* Larry - 10/11/2010 12:20:22 AM 406 Views
Are you 5? Camilla - 09/11/2010 11:14:26 PM 838 Views
See my original point. *NM* Dan - 09/11/2010 11:15:30 PM 401 Views
Nah Larry - 09/11/2010 11:15:48 PM 1091 Views
But you were asked about it originally. That was my point. Dan - 09/11/2010 11:23:25 PM 880 Views
And I was evasive about it at the time. When pressed, I answered more fully. Larry - 09/11/2010 11:48:27 PM 972 Views
Why be evasive? Dan - 10/11/2010 12:16:19 AM 1068 Views
Because I didn't want to spend an hour pulling out a few dozen books. Larry - 10/11/2010 12:19:55 AM 1084 Views
Ye gods. Could you people at the very, very least make your messages NM? Legolas - 09/11/2010 11:17:25 PM 940 Views
But that takes the fun out of this! *NM* Larry - 09/11/2010 11:21:25 PM 443 Views
Re: Best one liner of the threadjack. Gaps - 10/11/2010 12:37:27 AM 1090 Views
I must say, I'm glad you all decided to play up when I was having an evening off. *NM* Rebekah - 10/11/2010 12:08:59 PM 431 Views
I disagree with your claim that there can be no value in translations. Camilla - 09/11/2010 08:51:20 PM 950 Views
Not "no value", but "different value" is what I would argue Larry - 09/11/2010 09:55:54 PM 1031 Views
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My choice, hands down, is to ignore the poetry in languages I don't read. Tom - 10/11/2010 01:44:32 AM 965 Views
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Ah, but to whom...? Joel - 10/11/2010 09:17:16 PM 922 Views
K. Ghavrel - 08/11/2010 04:35:56 AM 1117 Views
Re: K. Legolas - 08/11/2010 10:59:05 AM 884 Views
Nothing wrong with humorous redundancy! Ghavrel - 09/11/2010 01:10:02 AM 932 Views
Ooh, good survey. I've been thinking for a while we needed more poetry discussion. Legolas - 08/11/2010 10:58:24 AM 1106 Views
I think you underestimate the number of translations of the Bible. Ghavrel - 09/11/2010 01:20:30 AM 1097 Views
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Yes. Yes, they did. *NM* Ghavrel - 09/11/2010 09:56:09 PM 373 Views
*sighs* Dan - 09/11/2010 10:28:49 PM 859 Views
My favourite translation of logos is "point of it all". (beat.) - 10/11/2010 05:12:05 PM 1242 Views
Interersting temeraire - 08/11/2010 05:14:41 PM 1015 Views
I can count the poems I enjoy on one hand. Two fingers, in fact. lord-of-shadow - 08/11/2010 06:05:22 PM 1003 Views
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And you are basing this on extensive non-reading of poetry? *NM* Camilla - 09/11/2010 08:57:06 PM 346 Views
Basing what, exactly? But the short answer is, no. Palatine - 10/11/2010 05:48:28 PM 1023 Views
the problem is most good poets are dead and dead people tend to fail at marketing random thoughts - 08/11/2010 06:44:18 PM 1027 Views
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I like some poetry, but by no means all. Camilla - 09/11/2010 12:28:41 AM 1122 Views
Now that you mention it, The Imperfect Enjoyment might rank among my favourite poems. *NM* Legolas - 09/11/2010 12:46:56 AM 395 Views
It is excellent Camilla - 09/11/2010 08:16:01 PM 1122 Views
Re: It is excellent Legolas - 09/11/2010 10:53:24 PM 959 Views
Re: It is excellent Camilla - 09/11/2010 10:58:23 PM 1063 Views
Just remembered my favourite poem Stephen - 09/11/2010 10:50:03 PM 1057 Views
That is very nice *NM* Camilla - 09/11/2010 10:59:53 PM 501 Views
I'll answer this unnumbered survey. Tom - 10/11/2010 01:37:50 AM 1100 Views
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Man. . . That voice? Yeah. He should be reading me stories every night. (beat.) - 11/11/2010 11:57:02 AM 1188 Views
Re: Man. . . That voice? Yeah. He should be reading me stories every night. Gaps - 12/11/2010 04:36:22 AM 1917 Views
I can't believe I forgot to mention Leonard Cohen. *NM* (beat.) - 12/11/2010 04:33:15 AM 401 Views
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