That runner-up is genuinely awesome. It shouldn't be anywhere near a "bad fiction" competition. *NM*
Tim Send a noteboard - 01/07/2010 01:37:07 PM
Runner-Up:
Through the verdant plains of North Umbria walked Waylon Ogglethorpe and, as he walked, the clouds whispered his name, the birds of the air sang his praises, and the beasts of the fields from smallest to greatest said, "There goes the most noble among men" -- in other words, a typical stroll for a schizophrenic ventriloquist with delusions of grandeur.
- Tom Wallace
Through the verdant plains of North Umbria walked Waylon Ogglethorpe and, as he walked, the clouds whispered his name, the birds of the air sang his praises, and the beasts of the fields from smallest to greatest said, "There goes the most noble among men" -- in other words, a typical stroll for a schizophrenic ventriloquist with delusions of grandeur.
- Tom Wallace
Vigilantibus non dormientibus jura subveniunt.
—Nous disons en allemand : le guerre, le mort, le lune, alors que 'soleil' et 'amour' sont du sexe féminin : la soleil, la amour. La vie est neutre.
—La vie ? Neutre ? C'est très joli, et surtout très logique.
—Nous disons en allemand : le guerre, le mort, le lune, alors que 'soleil' et 'amour' sont du sexe féminin : la soleil, la amour. La vie est neutre.
—La vie ? Neutre ? C'est très joli, et surtout très logique.
2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Results
- 01/07/2010 10:01:06 AM
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I love the Bulwer-Lytton.
- 01/07/2010 10:15:03 AM
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I'm really hoping I understood correctly and those sentences were written on purpose... *NM*
- 01/07/2010 10:24:17 AM
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That runner-up is genuinely awesome. It shouldn't be anywhere near a "bad fiction" competition. *NM*
- 01/07/2010 01:37:07 PM
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