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Bah. Butler - 20/04/2004 11:29:28 AM

My boss had a baby last night. Guess what she did while she was in labor... Revised two memos and a pre-trial brief and dictated 3 letters. Yes, that is right. While going through one of the hardest things that can occur in someone's life, she billed 9 hours, at $500 per hour. So she made $4,500 while she was in labor. Women are SO much cooler than men!

Your boss is crazy, and not in a good way. No job is that important unless actual lives hang in the balance. Like she couldn't have got someone else to do that stuff for her.

Yes, she did get paid for nine hours, but if $500 is her hourly going rate then $4500 can't be that much for her.

Next stop, nervous breakdown .

EDIT: And we smell better.

I'll give you that . Scent of a womaaaaaan...


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I never want to hear that women are the weaker sex again AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 11:04:45 AM 492 Views
talk about a workaholic. *NM* Krista - 20/04/2004 11:06:39 AM 5 Views
I fear for that child. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 20/04/2004 11:09:42 AM 6 Views
AS DO I!!! BUT AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:37:30 PM 49 Views
so women are cooler than men because..... wads - 20/04/2004 11:16:13 AM 83 Views
because they can multi-task *NM* Nephtis - 20/04/2004 12:11:29 PM 5 Views
You mean snoopster - 20/04/2004 12:12:45 PM 39 Views
Re: You mean Nephtis - 20/04/2004 12:15:32 PM 36 Views
But snoopster - 20/04/2004 12:28:25 PM 28 Views
Hehe. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 20/04/2004 10:23:53 PM 4 Views
Hahaha. It was just an observation. *NM* AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:37:55 PM 3 Views
Bah. Butler - 20/04/2004 11:29:28 AM 37 Views
hehehe it is possible AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:45:17 PM 21 Views
In apparent need of a life Holy Hand Grenade - 20/04/2004 11:34:30 AM 40 Views
HAHAHAH! AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:50:21 PM 20 Views
Woman are the weaker sex Starbolt - 20/04/2004 11:43:40 AM 51 Views
I'm a man, but... Holy Hand Grenade - 20/04/2004 11:49:44 AM 29 Views
Spelling errors are the spice of life *NM* Starbolt - 20/04/2004 11:52:08 AM 3 Views
than i dub thee paprika *NM* Holy Hand Grenade - 20/04/2004 11:52:43 AM 3 Views
That's worthy of malpractice and it's SICK The Voice of Lews Therin - 20/04/2004 11:57:37 AM 70 Views
I agree. AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:39:25 PM 52 Views
Yeah, that's insane Cobble Gaidin - 20/04/2004 12:42:42 PM 24 Views
HAHAHAHAH *NM* AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:46:15 PM 3 Views
You have to be kidding. Tashmere - 20/04/2004 12:45:20 PM 41 Views
and in all fairness AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:48:22 PM 32 Views
I've just heard too many of these sorts of stories The Voice of Lews Therin - 20/04/2004 04:09:43 PM 20 Views
I am at a small one AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 04:44:49 PM 19 Views
Just don't let them use you The Voice of Lews Therin - 21/04/2004 01:47:48 AM 9 Views
Woah. That's so wrong. *NM* Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:46:41 PM 3 Views
To me this says more about lawyers than women *NM* majander - 20/04/2004 11:57:39 AM 4 Views
my thoughts exactly *NM* Holy Hand Grenade - 20/04/2004 11:59:49 AM 4 Views
LOL. Definitely. *NM* Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:12:40 PM 4 Views
In our defense AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:49:44 PM 25 Views
I know. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:13:07 PM 13 Views
oh sure AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:23:55 PM 16 Views
Good. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:25:43 PM 10 Views
Heh, your boss seems popular round here. *NM* Liam™ - 20/04/2004 12:03:46 PM 3 Views
I agree with Sareitha tehanu - 20/04/2004 12:08:06 PM 36 Views
you're contradicting yourself Nephtis - 20/04/2004 12:20:48 PM 28 Views
Maby, and I'm guessing snoopster - 20/04/2004 12:30:38 PM 23 Views
I was going to say the same thing, snoop. Sareitha Sedai - 20/04/2004 12:32:21 PM 15 Views
snoopster - 20/04/2004 12:33:19 PM 13 Views
*totally agrees* Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:11:55 PM 11 Views
snoopster - 21/04/2004 04:38:13 AM 6 Views
No I'm not tehanu - 20/04/2004 01:08:12 PM 17 Views
well... AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:34:02 PM 12 Views
Why do women wear perfume and make up? snoopster - 20/04/2004 12:09:06 PM 41 Views
Implying something, Snoop? Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:15:00 PM 21 Views
Nope, no implications made....just a straight statement snoopster - 20/04/2004 12:18:34 PM 15 Views
By women, Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:19:23 PM 14 Views
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *NM* AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 05:59:19 PM 3 Views
Sorry Alfheim snoopster - 21/04/2004 04:37:07 AM 7 Views
That's rather depressing. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:13:37 PM 51 Views
such a classical example Nephtis - 20/04/2004 12:19:07 PM 49 Views
yeah I think nephtis is right here AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:41:19 PM 28 Views
Next time, clarify then. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:45:20 PM 27 Views
not really AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:53:11 PM 25 Views
Yes, but as you should realize from your "offensive" posts. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:55:58 PM 21 Views
Re: Yes, but as you should realize from your "offensive" posts. AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:59:19 PM 26 Views
God, I am just going to stop speaking to you. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:04:32 PM 29 Views
you don't have to. AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:26:21 PM 16 Views
Not making me happy. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:27:59 PM 17 Views
well AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:30:01 PM 16 Views
Pots and Kettles? Tashmere - 20/04/2004 01:53:50 PM 16 Views
Re: God, I just can't stand people like you. Vivien - 21/04/2004 01:15:13 PM 12 Views
Not particuarly. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:43:47 PM 21 Views
Re: Not particuarly. AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:56:37 PM 19 Views
Sigh. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:01:54 PM 17 Views
Re: Sigh. AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:28:32 PM 15 Views
We can't judge the quality of her work without seeing it. Good point Tashmere - 20/04/2004 12:50:24 PM 16 Views
No one is judging the quality of her work. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:53:21 PM 14 Views
But it is NOT AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:00:29 PM 11 Views
I am not. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:05:35 PM 10 Views
I don't think that it is the actions that imply so much as what we Tashmere - 20/04/2004 01:39:04 PM 13 Views
Re: such a classical example chorabliss - 20/04/2004 04:09:59 PM 18 Views
Thats what I felt too. chorabliss - 20/04/2004 04:08:28 PM 17 Views
Cool deal there. *NM* Warlord - 20/04/2004 12:35:17 PM 4 Views
Ah, but can you.... Cobble Gaidin - 20/04/2004 12:36:09 PM 27 Views
One quick question and I'll let you and Alf get back to bashing lomanbuys - 20/04/2004 01:15:25 PM 24 Views
LOL good question AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:30:55 PM 18 Views
Women are the weaker sex again. jh - 20/04/2004 02:46:51 PM 20 Views
Boys are so cute Jenn - 20/04/2004 03:11:49 PM 12 Views
Lawyers are overpaid. $500 per hour? BS! *NM* Arok Manok - 20/04/2004 02:51:59 PM 6 Views
Unless, of course, they are being paid to get my butt out of jail. *NM* lomanbuys - 20/04/2004 03:39:32 PM 3 Views
Lawyers get paid what the market will bear The Voice of Lews Therin - 20/04/2004 04:17:11 PM 15 Views
all true AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 04:49:38 PM 9 Views
octane - 20/04/2004 03:43:42 PM 7 Views
Whether you want to hear it or not, it is true. chorabliss - 20/04/2004 04:00:02 PM 34 Views
oh greg AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 04:48:58 PM 33 Views
Disagree with that too. chorabliss - 20/04/2004 09:32:39 PM 20 Views
And yet she still can't piss her name in the snow. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 20/04/2004 10:28:03 PM 3 Views
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