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so women are cooler than men because..... wads - 20/04/2004 11:16:13 AM

My boss had a baby last night. Guess what she did while she was in labor... Revised two memos and a pre-trial brief and dictated 3 letters. Yes, that is right. While going through one of the hardest things that can occur in someone's life, she billed 9 hours, at $500 per hour. So she made $4,500 while she was in labor. Women are SO much cooler than men!

we can't do this when we are in labor?

EDIT: And we smell better.

depends, I've smelt some women who wear way too much horrible perfume, eat garlic etc


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I never want to hear that women are the weaker sex again AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 11:04:45 AM 492 Views
talk about a workaholic. *NM* Krista - 20/04/2004 11:06:39 AM 5 Views
I fear for that child. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 20/04/2004 11:09:42 AM 6 Views
AS DO I!!! BUT AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:37:30 PM 49 Views
so women are cooler than men because..... wads - 20/04/2004 11:16:13 AM 83 Views
because they can multi-task *NM* Nephtis - 20/04/2004 12:11:29 PM 5 Views
You mean snoopster - 20/04/2004 12:12:45 PM 39 Views
Re: You mean Nephtis - 20/04/2004 12:15:32 PM 36 Views
But snoopster - 20/04/2004 12:28:25 PM 28 Views
Hehe. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 20/04/2004 10:23:53 PM 4 Views
Hahaha. It was just an observation. *NM* AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:37:55 PM 3 Views
Bah. Butler - 20/04/2004 11:29:28 AM 37 Views
hehehe it is possible AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:45:17 PM 21 Views
In apparent need of a life Holy Hand Grenade - 20/04/2004 11:34:30 AM 40 Views
HAHAHAH! AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:50:21 PM 20 Views
Woman are the weaker sex Starbolt - 20/04/2004 11:43:40 AM 51 Views
I'm a man, but... Holy Hand Grenade - 20/04/2004 11:49:44 AM 29 Views
Spelling errors are the spice of life *NM* Starbolt - 20/04/2004 11:52:08 AM 3 Views
than i dub thee paprika *NM* Holy Hand Grenade - 20/04/2004 11:52:43 AM 3 Views
That's worthy of malpractice and it's SICK The Voice of Lews Therin - 20/04/2004 11:57:37 AM 70 Views
I agree. AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:39:25 PM 52 Views
Yeah, that's insane Cobble Gaidin - 20/04/2004 12:42:42 PM 24 Views
HAHAHAHAH *NM* AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:46:15 PM 3 Views
You have to be kidding. Tashmere - 20/04/2004 12:45:20 PM 41 Views
and in all fairness AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:48:22 PM 32 Views
I've just heard too many of these sorts of stories The Voice of Lews Therin - 20/04/2004 04:09:43 PM 20 Views
I am at a small one AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 04:44:49 PM 19 Views
Just don't let them use you The Voice of Lews Therin - 21/04/2004 01:47:48 AM 9 Views
Woah. That's so wrong. *NM* Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:46:41 PM 3 Views
To me this says more about lawyers than women *NM* majander - 20/04/2004 11:57:39 AM 4 Views
my thoughts exactly *NM* Holy Hand Grenade - 20/04/2004 11:59:49 AM 4 Views
LOL. Definitely. *NM* Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:12:40 PM 4 Views
In our defense AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:49:44 PM 25 Views
I know. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:13:07 PM 13 Views
oh sure AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:23:55 PM 16 Views
Good. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:25:43 PM 10 Views
Heh, your boss seems popular round here. *NM* Liam™ - 20/04/2004 12:03:46 PM 3 Views
I agree with Sareitha tehanu - 20/04/2004 12:08:06 PM 36 Views
you're contradicting yourself Nephtis - 20/04/2004 12:20:48 PM 28 Views
Maby, and I'm guessing snoopster - 20/04/2004 12:30:38 PM 23 Views
I was going to say the same thing, snoop. Sareitha Sedai - 20/04/2004 12:32:21 PM 15 Views
snoopster - 20/04/2004 12:33:19 PM 13 Views
*totally agrees* Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:11:55 PM 11 Views
snoopster - 21/04/2004 04:38:13 AM 6 Views
No I'm not tehanu - 20/04/2004 01:08:12 PM 17 Views
well... AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:34:02 PM 12 Views
Why do women wear perfume and make up? snoopster - 20/04/2004 12:09:06 PM 41 Views
Implying something, Snoop? Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:15:00 PM 21 Views
Nope, no implications made....just a straight statement snoopster - 20/04/2004 12:18:34 PM 15 Views
By women, Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:19:23 PM 14 Views
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *NM* AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 05:59:19 PM 3 Views
Sorry Alfheim snoopster - 21/04/2004 04:37:07 AM 7 Views
That's rather depressing. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:13:37 PM 51 Views
such a classical example Nephtis - 20/04/2004 12:19:07 PM 49 Views
yeah I think nephtis is right here AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:41:19 PM 28 Views
Next time, clarify then. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:45:20 PM 27 Views
not really AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:53:11 PM 25 Views
Yes, but as you should realize from your "offensive" posts. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:55:58 PM 21 Views
Re: Yes, but as you should realize from your "offensive" posts. AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:59:19 PM 26 Views
God, I am just going to stop speaking to you. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:04:32 PM 29 Views
you don't have to. AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:26:21 PM 16 Views
Not making me happy. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:27:59 PM 17 Views
well AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:30:01 PM 16 Views
Pots and Kettles? Tashmere - 20/04/2004 01:53:50 PM 16 Views
Re: God, I just can't stand people like you. Vivien - 21/04/2004 01:15:13 PM 12 Views
Not particuarly. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:43:47 PM 21 Views
Re: Not particuarly. AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 12:56:37 PM 19 Views
Sigh. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:01:54 PM 17 Views
Re: Sigh. AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:28:32 PM 15 Views
We can't judge the quality of her work without seeing it. Good point Tashmere - 20/04/2004 12:50:24 PM 16 Views
No one is judging the quality of her work. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 12:53:21 PM 14 Views
But it is NOT AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:00:29 PM 11 Views
I am not. Alfheim - 20/04/2004 01:05:35 PM 10 Views
I don't think that it is the actions that imply so much as what we Tashmere - 20/04/2004 01:39:04 PM 13 Views
Re: such a classical example chorabliss - 20/04/2004 04:09:59 PM 18 Views
Thats what I felt too. chorabliss - 20/04/2004 04:08:28 PM 17 Views
Cool deal there. *NM* Warlord - 20/04/2004 12:35:17 PM 4 Views
Ah, but can you.... Cobble Gaidin - 20/04/2004 12:36:09 PM 27 Views
One quick question and I'll let you and Alf get back to bashing lomanbuys - 20/04/2004 01:15:25 PM 24 Views
LOL good question AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 01:30:55 PM 18 Views
Women are the weaker sex again. jh - 20/04/2004 02:46:51 PM 20 Views
Boys are so cute Jenn - 20/04/2004 03:11:49 PM 12 Views
Lawyers are overpaid. $500 per hour? BS! *NM* Arok Manok - 20/04/2004 02:51:59 PM 6 Views
Unless, of course, they are being paid to get my butt out of jail. *NM* lomanbuys - 20/04/2004 03:39:32 PM 3 Views
Lawyers get paid what the market will bear The Voice of Lews Therin - 20/04/2004 04:17:11 PM 15 Views
all true AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 04:49:38 PM 9 Views
octane - 20/04/2004 03:43:42 PM 7 Views
Whether you want to hear it or not, it is true. chorabliss - 20/04/2004 04:00:02 PM 34 Views
oh greg AlannaDawn - 20/04/2004 04:48:58 PM 33 Views
Disagree with that too. chorabliss - 20/04/2004 09:32:39 PM 20 Views
And yet she still can't piss her name in the snow. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 20/04/2004 10:28:03 PM 3 Views
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