Why does getting in shape have to be so much work?! Why can't I just snap my fingers and suddenly be in great shape?
Wait...I haven't tried that! *snaps fingers* ... *snaps again* ... Damn
Anyone else workout? Do you want to stop? Do you just want to be able to go get 6 pounds of ice cream and eat it all in one sitting and not worry about your health? Do these pants make me look fat?
You don't have to answer any of these questions...just show so God damn sympothy!
Potato.