and as the only male at the table over the age of 4, it came to me to escort my 3 year old nephew into the men's room. We both had to go, so we were using the two available urnals. He had developed that week a habit of complimenting everyone he saw with the phrase "nice" followed by whatever was the first thing he saw. We were standing at the urnals when he looked at me and said "nice pants" for half a second I was afraid he was going to say nice followed by his favorite "P" word (penis, for those who don't catch on quickly). I would have been very embarrased, we were not the only two in the restaurant.
*busy as a *beaver*