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We were out at a nice restaurant with my wife's family Ken son of ken son of ken - 19/04/2004 02:14:15 PM

and as the only male at the table over the age of 4, it came to me to escort my 3 year old nephew into the men's room. We both had to go, so we were using the two available urnals. He had developed that week a habit of complimenting everyone he saw with the phrase "nice" followed by whatever was the first thing he saw. We were standing at the urnals when he looked at me and said "nice pants" for half a second I was afraid he was going to say nice followed by his favorite "P" word (penis, for those who don't catch on quickly). I would have been very embarrased, we were not the only two in the restaurant.


Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
-A thought by Susan Sto Helit
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I had to have a little chat with my son yesterday Tigr - 19/04/2004 09:56:27 AM 340 Views
That's awesome. Alfheim - 19/04/2004 10:01:57 AM 59 Views
*slowly backs away* Tigr - 19/04/2004 10:32:56 AM 32 Views
Alfheim - 19/04/2004 11:16:45 AM 23 Views
HEY! Tigr - 19/04/2004 11:23:27 AM 20 Views
I guess it's okay. Alfheim - 19/04/2004 11:28:56 AM 19 Views
*NM* Tigr - 19/04/2004 11:36:08 AM 6 Views
LOL! wads - 19/04/2004 10:07:44 AM 55 Views
Tigr - 19/04/2004 10:33:37 AM 20 Views
*swoons anyway* snoopster - 19/04/2004 10:22:28 AM 36 Views
Damn my need to see you swoon! Tigr - 19/04/2004 10:35:02 AM 31 Views
And damn my need to see you shower! snoopster - 19/04/2004 10:38:16 AM 22 Views
LOL Tigr - 19/04/2004 10:44:50 AM 19 Views
I remember when my then 4yr old stood up in the bath tub and sang Denice Sedai - 19/04/2004 10:26:21 AM 63 Views
See, it is always a girl's fault. *NM* Tigr - 19/04/2004 10:35:33 AM 5 Views
Yes, it is. Denice Sedai - 19/04/2004 10:41:38 AM 20 Views
He's a playa Tigr - 19/04/2004 10:45:43 AM 18 Views
We were out at a nice restaurant with my wife's family Ken son of ken son of ken - 19/04/2004 02:14:15 PM 20 Views
LoL!! That is funny. *NM* Denice Sedai - 19/04/2004 02:37:16 PM 4 Views
Yet another reason I'll be thinking long and hard before having kids Nebhead - 19/04/2004 10:31:10 AM 28 Views
Bah Tigr - 19/04/2004 10:46:15 AM 18 Views
*chuckles* Cute kid. *NM* Aemon - 19/04/2004 11:02:21 AM 5 Views
That he is. *NM* Tigr - 19/04/2004 11:10:24 AM 4 Views
LOL tehanu - 19/04/2004 11:05:06 AM 24 Views
They say the darndest things *NM* Tigr - 19/04/2004 11:36:35 AM 5 Views
I probably shouldn't tell you this. Sareitha Sedai - 19/04/2004 11:16:18 AM 52 Views
LOL< you're right. You shouldn't have told me that! Tigr - 19/04/2004 11:38:04 AM 23 Views
LMAO!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! mary jane - 19/04/2004 01:01:40 PM 26 Views
They pick up on it so quickly Tigr - 19/04/2004 01:53:36 PM 10 Views
Could have been a whole lot worse, man. CrazedWeasel - 19/04/2004 01:09:41 PM 18 Views
I know Tigr - 19/04/2004 01:54:35 PM 8 Views
ROFL!!!! Avendesora - 19/04/2004 01:21:28 PM 17 Views
*NM* Tigr - 19/04/2004 01:54:56 PM 4 Views
But you do have a nice bootay!! Tigr`s Son - 19/04/2004 02:09:32 PM 24 Views
Joketh taketh too fareth! Tigr - 19/04/2004 02:17:47 PM 20 Views
As long as he didn't.... Zknight05 - 19/04/2004 03:23:15 PM 12 Views
oh, quit braggin about your nice buttox Elayne Althor - 19/04/2004 04:28:37 PM 12 Views
LMAO! That is too funny! Larisa - 19/04/2004 04:45:54 PM 14 Views
oh my... these two-yr-olds.... Gena Sedai - 19/04/2004 04:49:36 PM 15 Views
Adorable. bcondray - 19/04/2004 06:09:40 PM 12 Views
That's lovely. When my younger son was 3, he described his dad as linda_sedai - 19/04/2004 07:46:32 PM 11 Views
WhooHoo! Nice butt baby!!! Dorinde Sedai - 19/04/2004 09:24:32 PM 9 Views
Aren't they wonderful Amyrlin - 19/04/2004 09:28:33 PM 10 Views
LOL... but, it could be worse. TaskmasterJack - 19/04/2004 11:08:40 PM 18 Views
Ouch. *NM* Martin - 20/04/2004 11:20:59 PM 4 Views
*looks* LiterateDog - 20/04/2004 02:05:09 AM 13 Views
Very funny *NM* Jenn - 20/04/2004 02:08:14 AM 4 Views
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