Now THAT was a good post. You thought that all up yourself?

I didn't think hardcore religious people could have any free thought, outside of what scripture says, at least as far as life rules. Weren't those Moses' "second" set of Ten Commandments? Although, they probably would have had different wording, like "thou shalt not allow the heathen to press his lips to thine chalice of womanly goodness, ere thy must smite him with thine pepper spray". I only have one loose-and-fast religious dating rule that I hold to, and that's "cleave unto others as you would have others cleave unto you".

On a related note, we had a party once where a friend put up a sign saying all dances must be a bible width apart, and then enforced it. That was a pretty rockin' good time.