After all I saw a documentary about it on the BBC called the Quest for the Holy Grail. Talked all about Arthur King of the Britons, the Black Knight, and even The Brave, Brave Sir Robin who bravely ran away, ran, ran, ran. Nice film really, done by two distinguished and scholarly looking chaps, Cleese and Gilliam I believe they're names were...you oughta check it out.
Now that we've re-elected the emperor...when is "strategery" being added to the dictionary?