#1 to #3, #5 and #9 are just your business, I wont comment on them.
4. If he isn't a Christian he gets 3 dates to come to church with me. If he still doesn't come to church with me than I dump his HEATHEN carcass. If he's really cute or rich he might get four dates.
So rich guys get an extra date? Rather materlailistic for a Christian IMO.
6. [...] No lascivious lasciviousness!
You seem to like the word, if not the meaning.
7. I won't date him if he's related to me. They did it in the bible but that's one of the few things that's different.
Agreed.
8. [...]No male secretaries!
Jesus would not approve of male secretaries?
10. He has to be courageous.
Obviously. Anyone else would run away screaming after the first date anyway.
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
(Terry Pratchett)