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My 10 rules of Christian dating Evangeline - 19/04/2004 12:05:16 PM

1. As a Christian I cannot ask the man out first. I can bring him baked goods, ask him to join the church choir, or ask him to a preference dance. Otherwise I'm acting the HARLOT.

2. No late night drives to secluded spots. If he tries I just run away. I'll get out at a stop light and call a good Christian friend to pick me up.

3. The only place he can kiss me on the first date is on the cheek or hand. Anything more and anywhere else and I pull out my pepper spray.

4. If he isn't a Christian he gets 3 dates to come to church with me. If he still doesn't come to church with me than I dump his HEATHEN carcass. If he's really cute or rich he might get four dates.

5. He has to be OK with evangelizing people while on a date. If he's not agreeable to me handing out a BIBLE or two or putting flyers on windshields as we go he is LUKEWARM and will be SPIT OUT!

6. While in the car (or anywhere else) he has to sit a family bible's distance away from me at all times. No body rubbing! No lascivious lasciviousness!

7. I won't date him if he's related to me. They did it in the bible but that's one of the few things that's different.

8. He has to be employed and has to have a job that Jesus would approve of. No gas station clerks! No effeminate hair stylists! No male secretaries!

9. If he drinks it has to be in moderation. NO WINE BIBBERS!

10. He has to be courageous.


Thank you, Lord, for Second Virginity




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My 10 rules of Christian dating Evangeline - 19/04/2004 12:05:16 PM 442 Views
I like harlots snoopster - 19/04/2004 12:11:47 PM 75 Views
NEVER! Evangeline - 19/04/2004 12:17:41 PM 74 Views
What? snoopster - 19/04/2004 12:19:31 PM 64 Views
Nope. Evangeline - 19/04/2004 12:21:14 PM 57 Views
Sorry to be blunt snoopster - 19/04/2004 12:22:21 PM 57 Views
I do have trouble meeting MEN Evangeline - 19/04/2004 12:24:27 PM 58 Views
*nods* That's because I'm the only man here snoopster - 19/04/2004 12:34:05 PM 41 Views
I'm not a cold fish or anything Evangeline - 19/04/2004 12:36:09 PM 46 Views
The Fantasy Board or the Writer's Board fits that statement better. bcondray - 19/04/2004 06:01:04 PM 20 Views
Bah! Let me enjoy my delusions *NM* snoopster - 20/04/2004 05:42:57 AM 9 Views
Okeedohkee. *NM* bcondray - 20/04/2004 09:29:44 AM 6 Views
Speak for yourself. What's saved for only one simmers with delight. *NM* bcondray - 19/04/2004 05:52:37 PM 8 Views
*covers eyes* Elaine - 19/04/2004 12:24:20 PM 62 Views
Re: *covers eyes* Evangeline - 19/04/2004 12:25:50 PM 50 Views
*giggles* Elaine - 19/04/2004 12:26:36 PM 52 Views
Certainly not! *NM* Evangeline - 19/04/2004 12:30:55 PM 8 Views
The trick snoopster - 19/04/2004 12:34:33 PM 40 Views
ahem... ponder stibbons - 19/04/2004 12:16:31 PM 53 Views
Don't BLOW the first date...... *NM* Danu - 19/04/2004 12:30:10 PM 13 Views
ROFL chorabliss - 19/04/2004 12:31:19 PM 107 Views
Good question Evangeline - 19/04/2004 12:34:16 PM 82 Views
Well chorabliss - 19/04/2004 12:37:12 PM 66 Views
Now I get it. Evangeline - 19/04/2004 12:43:18 PM 58 Views
In case... Starbolt - 19/04/2004 12:53:23 PM 52 Views
I am not a mockery. Evangeline - 19/04/2004 12:57:13 PM 52 Views
Well if you are going to follow the Bible... Starbolt - 19/04/2004 01:04:03 PM 49 Views
Re: Well if you are going to follow the Bible... Evangeline - 19/04/2004 01:07:34 PM 52 Views
Maybe if you were more intelligent... Starbolt - 19/04/2004 01:09:03 PM 50 Views
The understatement of the century! melambra - 19/04/2004 02:53:33 PM 32 Views
I've come to look forward to your posts. Night_Walker - 19/04/2004 12:45:47 PM 58 Views
LOL *NM* sun_shine - 19/04/2004 12:46:36 PM 8 Views
*giggle* *NM* mierin sedai - 19/04/2004 01:20:56 PM 8 Views
~falls over laughing~ Tashmere - 19/04/2004 01:33:20 PM 63 Views
It can't be original! Zaphod - 19/04/2004 02:06:27 PM 41 Views
Perhaps it is the New International Translation of the Second Ten Tashmere - 19/04/2004 02:15:53 PM 27 Views
Actually... Zaphod - 19/04/2004 02:51:04 PM 22 Views
I am not surprised that your favorite charcter is Galad! *NM* melambra - 19/04/2004 02:57:29 PM 8 Views
"No lascivious lasciviousness!" LOL *NM* Elayne Althor - 19/04/2004 04:33:26 PM 6 Views
I hate those damn flyers on windshields Caldor - 19/04/2004 05:16:33 PM 24 Views
You soooooo need to... ironclad - 19/04/2004 07:56:11 PM 27 Views
Note to self: Sargon of Akkad - 19/04/2004 11:30:11 PM 19 Views
no offence, but I would suggest that mentioning... Luke - 21/04/2004 12:59:40 AM 16 Views
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