This survey is a little graphic, so please take it with the highest levels of maturity.

Hey, maturity is my middle name

1. Haven you ever hit anyone, a girlfriend or sibling or spouse? Why? Guilty?

Only people at school and only really one person in particular: this annoying twat in my old class who used to really bug me (on purpose, obviously) and one day he started punching me in the lunch hall and I was just standing there and taking it until he punched me in the face. It didn't hurt, but I can't give the impression that he's allowed to punch me in the face, so I punch him back and he literally goes flying out the queue and into the tray trolley. Did it hurt him? I regret to say I don't care.

2. Have you ever been in a real fight?

Yeah, again with the kid from above. It was actually pretty lame and pretty even. Nobody won and we broke it off to get lunch.

3. Have you ever been beaten or abused?

Another kid at school once through me into a wall. It split my lip and I was lying on the floor and bleeding like hell (I would like to say I didn't start this either). He got two Saturday detentions, but frankly he deserved more. I still have the scars in my mouth.

4. Do you wear wife-beater shirts?

God, no!

5. Do you like pain?

Nope.

6. Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend or boyfriend or spouse?

Nope.

7. Have you ever partaken in S&M?

Hey, private question!

8. Do you like to be handcuffed?

Not as far as I know.

9. Were you ever bullied around?

Totally. *refers to previous answers*

10. Have you ever fantasized about killing someone?

Nope.

11. Have you ever fantasized about killing yourself?

Nope.

12. Have you ever self-mutilated yourself?

Nope.

13. Do you know any self-mutilaters? (like that girl on the Real World?)

Nope.


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