This survey is a little graphic, so please take it with the highest levels of maturity.

1. Haven you ever hit anyone, a girlfriend or sibling or spouse? Why? Guilty?
no
2. Have you ever been in a real fight?
no
3. Have you ever been beaten or abused?
no
4. Do you wear wife-beater shirts?
no
5. Do you like pain?
no
6. Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend or boyfriend or spouse?
no
7. Have you ever partaken in S&M?
no
8. Do you like to be handcuffed?
no
9. Were you ever bullied around?
no
10. Have you ever fantasized about killing someone?
yes but every time i do, i know that there is no way i will ever ever ever ever ever ever actually do anything beyond fantasizing
11. Have you ever fantasized about killing yourself?
no
12. Have you ever self-mutilated yourself?
no
13. Do you know any self-mutilaters? (like that girl on the Real World?)
no


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