Customers in this case I think would not be able to dispense with my services... The public service industry may be badly run, but it is free, and my clients like nothing better than free things... And technically, with the set up here, I'm my own boss, so unemployment is unlikely on that front...
HMmmmm... Although technically not unemployed I may in the long term cease to make any money out of the practice as all the public gradually drift away...
"Drift away"? - into the arms of others or off to the Pearly Gates?
On the other hand, they need to have a doctor and the other clowns who practice in this town already have put above plan into action, so I think I'd be safe on the "lesser of two evils" plan...
Remind me never to get sick in the UK
Thanks for your guidance, I'm going straight for the "tell 'em nothing useful" plan forthwith
You could always add my granny's remedies - a glass of whisky, a good laxative and two cloves of garlic - guaranteed to cure 90% of all problems and keep werewolves at bay.
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"