This survey is a little graphic, so please take it with the highest levels of maturity.
1. Haven you ever hit anyone, a girlfriend or sibling or spouse? Why? Guilty?
Yes, I've hit someone. Lots of times. Never a woman. I don't feel guilty.
2. Have you ever been in a real fight?
Yes
3. Have you ever been beaten or abused?
Nope
4. Do you wear wife-beater shirts?
Yes
5. Do you like pain?
No
6. Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend or boyfriend or spouse?
No
7. Have you ever partaken in S&M?
No
8. Do you like to be handcuffed?
I would guess that depends on the circumstances.
9. Were you ever bullied around?
No
10. Have you ever fantasized about killing someone?
Sure
11. Have you ever fantasized about killing yourself?
No
12. Have you ever self-mutilated yourself?
No
13. Do you know any self-mutilaters? (like that girl on the Real World?)
No
"Well I'm in business, the business of kicking your a$$, and let me tell you...business is boomin'. I'm open for business, the business of givin' you the business...
Soylent Green is my kind of people.