I more than understand. Very wise woman... I see she was a great influence on you. We need more 4'10", wooden spoon wielding grannys.
When I was a gangly 6'1" 17 year-old, she stood toe to toe with me, peering up at my face, and said:
"You may be big......but I can still belt you"
...and she meant it. She was a tough Lady, my granny, and had to be in those times.
How pretty!! *puts iris in vase and devours the chocolates*
Hey! Those were meant to last! Or don't chocolates last long around your menfolk?
Makes me sound regal.
You are
You have the most impeccable taste.
Flattery will get you anywhere
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"