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Martin - 17/04/2004 01:27:33 PM

According to this DNA test.. the original owner of the hair is..

EEEEEW!!! It's Wads!

I did not need to know this.

And the results of this DNA test.. omg.. Wads is also the mother of your children!!!!

All of them? Even little Tim? But he's got your eyes, dammit!


Martin
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The world's finest. Est. 1984.


I was tanned, dirty and hot. -Fanatic





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How many posters can you fit in your room? Lotesse - 17/04/2004 12:02:12 PM 305 Views
Depends on how big they are.. lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:06:34 PM 35 Views
are you sure..? Fluxia Sedai - 17/04/2004 12:13:02 PM 1 Views
Re: are you sure..? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:15:38 PM 1 Views
aaaaaaaaah like that... Fluxia Sedai - 17/04/2004 12:19:01 PM 1 Views
Can you fit me in as well? Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:22:13 PM 1 Views
Re: aaaaaaaaah like that... Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:22:15 PM 1 Views
Sure.. hold on.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:22:54 PM 1 Views
I can have up to two Martin - 17/04/2004 12:23:09 PM 16 Views
*hangs from the ceiling, spiderman style* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:23:41 PM 1 Views
Well.. I've got this David Hasselhoff poster *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:24:09 PM 7 Views
Bah, i can take 5... Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:24:20 PM 1 Views
And none of the other posters want to be in the same room with him! *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:24:26 PM 1 Views
Can I hang from the ceiling? Martin - 17/04/2004 12:24:28 PM 1 Views
I was saving that spot Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:24:54 PM 1 Views
With or without a mullet? *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:25:01 PM 1 Views
Yeah, I know Martin - 17/04/2004 12:25:10 PM 1 Views
Sure.. bring a drill Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:25:31 PM 1 Views
Wuss Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:26:01 PM 1 Views
Hey, the ceiling is a bit crowded now... Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:26:27 PM 1 Views
Impressive! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:26:50 PM 1 Views
I remember seeing a David Hasselhoff poster Martin - 17/04/2004 12:26:53 PM 1 Views
I only have a single Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:27:00 PM 1 Views
I am sacred Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:27:25 PM 1 Views
So that's what they call that these days.. *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:28:07 PM 1 Views
*gets out his baywatch swimming trunks* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:28:19 PM 1 Views
Ah, clever. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:28:21 PM 1 Views
That's just uncomfortable Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:28:43 PM 1 Views
*basks in your majesty* *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:28:56 PM 1 Views
That's what I was thinking! *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:29:05 PM 1 Views
Let's run on the beach together. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:29:13 PM 1 Views
Its clearly a life skill... *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:29:34 PM 1 Views
There would be... Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:30:16 PM 1 Views
God.. I still have to eat! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:30:18 PM 1 Views
Oh really? Martin - 17/04/2004 12:30:45 PM 1 Views
But you are kinda sacred too.. ya know.. *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:30:51 PM 1 Views
Bunch of voyeurs! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:31:30 PM 1 Views
*Runs in Slow-mo, past adoring ladies* *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:31:41 PM 1 Views
I think you meant scared *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:32:04 PM 1 Views
I know! Martin - 17/04/2004 12:32:11 PM 1 Views
Ok.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:32:21 PM 1 Views
*drools* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:32:59 PM 1 Views
That's what I said! Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:33:09 PM 1 Views
Wha? Martin - 17/04/2004 12:33:26 PM 1 Views
I didn't mean to be so imposing.. there there now.. better? *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:33:51 PM 1 Views
*Dives in to save the fair maiden* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:34:02 PM 1 Views
Oh.. did he manage to get any good shots? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:34:44 PM 1 Views
Much better thanks Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:35:06 PM 1 Views
"a small bed" of course *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:35:37 PM 1 Views
Well, he didn't get anything illegal... Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:35:51 PM 1 Views
*Comes to the rescue on of those boats* Martin - 17/04/2004 12:35:52 PM 1 Views
LOL *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:36:29 PM 1 Views
Oops!! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:36:29 PM 1 Views
I understand Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:37:09 PM 1 Views
Right Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:37:11 PM 1 Views
It's not the size of the bed that matters! Martin - 17/04/2004 12:37:30 PM 1 Views
Well, i don't like to complain too much Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:37:53 PM 1 Views
The floor space is the biggest Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:38:04 PM 1 Views
Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:38:24 PM 1 Views
I won't smite you.. I promise.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:39:00 PM 1 Views
*shudders* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:39:07 PM 1 Views
Hey, that's 15 bucks. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:39:13 PM 1 Views
Ummm none. globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:39:24 PM 30 Views
*winks* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:39:56 PM 1 Views
Is glad Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:40:04 PM 1 Views
I better get some royalties... *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:40:26 PM 1 Views
Uhm Martin - 17/04/2004 12:40:54 PM 1 Views
Hey sweet thing Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:40:55 PM 1 Views
DVD please Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:41:32 PM 1 Views
Ha! Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:41:38 PM 1 Views
It's what you do in it.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:42:15 PM 1 Views
Yeah, right. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:42:20 PM 1 Views
Aaaah Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:42:38 PM 1 Views
What? WHAT?!?! globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:42:43 PM 1 Views
The DVD has multi angle shots Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:43:07 PM 1 Views
Ok, here you go. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:43:15 PM 1 Views
We still talking in metaphors? *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:43:47 PM 1 Views
Hmm.. how big do you think my apartment is anyway? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:44:02 PM 1 Views
globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:44:26 PM 1 Views
LOL.. no.. *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:44:38 PM 1 Views
I never heard that one before.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:45:31 PM 1 Views
Crap! Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:45:32 PM 1 Views
Mine's pretty comfy Martin - 17/04/2004 12:45:51 PM 1 Views
Oh my.. I didn't know you could do that.. oh.. wow.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:46:30 PM 1 Views
Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:46:51 PM 1 Views
Ok, you're an "adult". Martin - 17/04/2004 12:47:51 PM 1 Views
You should have waited for the extended edition Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:47:55 PM 1 Views
it is? *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:48:08 PM 1 Views
It's funny.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:48:47 PM 1 Views
How did he do that? Martin - 17/04/2004 12:48:55 PM 1 Views
Sorry, but what are you two talking about????? *NM* Lotesse - 17/04/2004 12:49:09 PM 1 Views
Hmmmm Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:49:12 PM 1 Views
Not really Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:49:42 PM 1 Views
Trust me. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:49:53 PM 1 Views
I know.. I never saw such a unique intepretation of the kama sutra! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:49:57 PM 1 Views
Broken Vertibrae Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:50:46 PM 1 Views
What happens if he drops the soap? Martin - 17/04/2004 12:51:06 PM 1 Views
WHAT do you want to do with the soap and aerocontrols??? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:51:16 PM 1 Views
No sense of humor.. that's it.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:52:03 PM 1 Views
loon. *NM* globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:52:17 PM 1 Views
He must be. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:52:18 PM 1 Views
Errrr... Get Squeaky Clean? Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:52:46 PM 1 Views
*tilts head* wow Martin.. look at that! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:53:18 PM 1 Views
Nice. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:53:19 PM 1 Views
Well... Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:53:25 PM 1 Views
Want me to break yours? *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:53:48 PM 1 Views
ME of course. *NM* globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:54:01 PM 1 Views
I hope there's a medic at hand! Martin - 17/04/2004 12:54:14 PM 1 Views
Wait until you see the last bit... *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:54:31 PM 1 Views
But I've got this really nice squiggly thing with which to apply it Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:54:48 PM 1 Views
O.K. I sad nothing *NM* Lotesse - 17/04/2004 12:55:01 PM 1 Views
Hey!!! globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:55:08 PM 1 Views
Thats a different movie entirely... Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:55:40 PM 1 Views
Is it safe? Martin - 17/04/2004 12:55:41 PM 1 Views
Yep Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:56:27 PM 1 Views
Oh.. those yellow boats!! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:56:41 PM 1 Views
WooHOO!! globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:56:52 PM 1 Views
If he's into that kind of stuff. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:57:16 PM 1 Views
More so.. cause you have a "small bed" *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:57:25 PM 1 Views
*Gets a horrible mental image* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:57:42 PM 1 Views
Cool. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:58:07 PM 1 Views
I was thinking Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:58:18 PM 1 Views
Of you and aerocontrols? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:59:20 PM 1 Views
Yes, well. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:59:28 PM 1 Views
Are you saying.... globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:59:59 PM 1 Views
Don't you want my David Hasselhoff?? *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:00:05 PM 1 Views
No, you don't! Martin - 17/04/2004 01:00:18 PM 1 Views
Of course. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:01:05 PM 1 Views
Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 01:01:17 PM 1 Views
Yummy. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:02:08 PM 1 Views
I ain't got no pillows.. cause I can sleep on my own! *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:02:20 PM 1 Views
Ummm globug0822 - 17/04/2004 01:02:35 PM 1 Views
No, no. Not you. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:03:15 PM 1 Views
PuleaZ! There are at least 20 more female posters in the apartment! *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:03:17 PM 1 Views
No pillows? *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 01:03:34 PM 1 Views
Gee... umm... wow... I dunno how to say this.... globug0822 - 17/04/2004 01:03:43 PM 1 Views
Sure.. show me.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:04:06 PM 1 Views
That's contradictory. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:04:40 PM 1 Views
None. *NM* Martin - 17/04/2004 01:05:02 PM 1 Views
It's my favorite.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:05:09 PM 1 Views
Fine, but i'm still going to call you Stephan. Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 01:05:49 PM 1 Views
Gigantic. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:06:06 PM 1 Views
Well.. if you can't figure it out Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:06:26 PM 1 Views
Me too. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:06:57 PM 1 Views
Oral sex is very funny *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:07:06 PM 1 Views
Oh my.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:07:53 PM 1 Views
Why not? Martin - 17/04/2004 01:08:20 PM 1 Views
Oh.. that too.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:08:55 PM 1 Views
He's so unloved.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:10:13 PM 1 Views
Like it? Martin - 17/04/2004 01:10:14 PM 1 Views
Ha ha. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:10:52 PM 1 Views
OoooOOOoOOh!!! globug0822 - 17/04/2004 01:10:52 PM 1 Views
Really? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:12:07 PM 1 Views
Yes. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:12:52 PM 1 Views
You've got a hair between your teeth Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:13:01 PM 1 Views
My ego. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:14:36 PM 1 Views
If I don't go soon.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:14:44 PM 1 Views
*harumph* globug0822 - 17/04/2004 01:15:17 PM 1 Views
Oh. globug0822 - 17/04/2004 01:16:26 PM 1 Views
I know where that came from. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:17:34 PM 1 Views
But I just want the floatation thingy! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:18:15 PM 1 Views
ACK!! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:19:25 PM 1 Views
Here I was thinking you liked the man behind the flotation thingy. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:21:00 PM 1 Views
*shrugs* globug0822 - 17/04/2004 01:22:18 PM 1 Views
Thank you thank you Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:22:19 PM 13 Views
Damn. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:22:54 PM 1 Views
What about them? *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:23:29 PM 1 Views
Does DNA test Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:25:19 PM 1 Views
*NM* Martin - 17/04/2004 01:25:31 PM 1 Views
But he helped bring the Berlin wall down!! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:26:10 PM 1 Views
Awww.. what if I let you visit your floatation thingy sometimes? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:26:57 PM 1 Views
Martin - 17/04/2004 01:27:33 PM 1 Views
It's so hard to leave.. but now I'm really gone! *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:27:48 PM 1 Views
A little. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:28:51 PM 1 Views
*stares at ceiling* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:28:53 PM 1 Views
I'll have to think about that for a while.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:29:39 PM 1 Views
So that's what they call that these days. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:29:57 PM 1 Views
Depends on who they are. Probably 30 or 40 if we are talking about Tashmere - 17/04/2004 01:30:22 PM 24 Views
NOW REALLY I'M GONE!!! *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:30:31 PM 1 Views
Will you play too? Martin - 17/04/2004 01:31:04 PM 1 Views
It wasn't me.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:31:13 PM 1 Views
He's going for the Guinness Book of Records. *NM* Martin - 17/04/2004 01:32:24 PM 1 Views
Oh, it was you allright. I got the videotapes to prove it! Martin - 17/04/2004 01:33:51 PM 1 Views
Oh, well my room isn't big enough to hold more than that so he doesn't Tashmere - 17/04/2004 01:40:54 PM 1 Views
Re: aaaaaaaaah like that... Fluxia Sedai - 17/04/2004 03:29:05 PM 1 Views
A lot anonymous_sedai - 17/04/2004 05:45:05 PM 23 Views
Yeh, I haven't counted the small ones too. *NM* Lotesse - 18/04/2004 01:41:42 AM 1 Views
Hehehe. Craig - 18/04/2004 03:45:16 AM 1 Views
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