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Damn. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:22:54 PM

It can't be mine.

You sure?

I think we'll have to DNA test this. Then we'll know if you really are the mother of my children too. It's about time you showed some responsiblity. They need a mother!


Martin
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The world's finest. Est. 1984.


I was tanned, dirty and hot. -Fanatic





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How many posters can you fit in your room? Lotesse - 17/04/2004 12:02:12 PM 305 Views
Depends on how big they are.. lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:06:34 PM 35 Views
are you sure..? Fluxia Sedai - 17/04/2004 12:13:02 PM 1 Views
Re: are you sure..? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:15:38 PM 1 Views
aaaaaaaaah like that... Fluxia Sedai - 17/04/2004 12:19:01 PM 1 Views
Can you fit me in as well? Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:22:13 PM 1 Views
Re: aaaaaaaaah like that... Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:22:15 PM 1 Views
Sure.. hold on.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:22:54 PM 1 Views
I can have up to two Martin - 17/04/2004 12:23:09 PM 16 Views
*hangs from the ceiling, spiderman style* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:23:41 PM 1 Views
Well.. I've got this David Hasselhoff poster *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:24:09 PM 7 Views
Bah, i can take 5... Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:24:20 PM 1 Views
And none of the other posters want to be in the same room with him! *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:24:26 PM 1 Views
Can I hang from the ceiling? Martin - 17/04/2004 12:24:28 PM 1 Views
I was saving that spot Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:24:54 PM 1 Views
With or without a mullet? *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:25:01 PM 1 Views
Yeah, I know Martin - 17/04/2004 12:25:10 PM 1 Views
Sure.. bring a drill Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:25:31 PM 1 Views
Wuss Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:26:01 PM 1 Views
Hey, the ceiling is a bit crowded now... Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:26:27 PM 1 Views
Impressive! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:26:50 PM 1 Views
I remember seeing a David Hasselhoff poster Martin - 17/04/2004 12:26:53 PM 1 Views
I only have a single Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:27:00 PM 1 Views
I am sacred Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:27:25 PM 1 Views
So that's what they call that these days.. *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:28:07 PM 1 Views
*gets out his baywatch swimming trunks* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:28:19 PM 1 Views
Ah, clever. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:28:21 PM 1 Views
That's just uncomfortable Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:28:43 PM 1 Views
*basks in your majesty* *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:28:56 PM 1 Views
That's what I was thinking! *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:29:05 PM 1 Views
Let's run on the beach together. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:29:13 PM 1 Views
Its clearly a life skill... *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:29:34 PM 1 Views
There would be... Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:30:16 PM 1 Views
God.. I still have to eat! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:30:18 PM 1 Views
Oh really? Martin - 17/04/2004 12:30:45 PM 1 Views
But you are kinda sacred too.. ya know.. *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:30:51 PM 1 Views
Bunch of voyeurs! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:31:30 PM 1 Views
*Runs in Slow-mo, past adoring ladies* *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:31:41 PM 1 Views
I think you meant scared *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:32:04 PM 1 Views
I know! Martin - 17/04/2004 12:32:11 PM 1 Views
Ok.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:32:21 PM 1 Views
*drools* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:32:59 PM 1 Views
That's what I said! Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:33:09 PM 1 Views
Wha? Martin - 17/04/2004 12:33:26 PM 1 Views
I didn't mean to be so imposing.. there there now.. better? *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:33:51 PM 1 Views
*Dives in to save the fair maiden* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:34:02 PM 1 Views
Oh.. did he manage to get any good shots? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:34:44 PM 1 Views
Much better thanks Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:35:06 PM 1 Views
"a small bed" of course *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:35:37 PM 1 Views
Well, he didn't get anything illegal... Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:35:51 PM 1 Views
*Comes to the rescue on of those boats* Martin - 17/04/2004 12:35:52 PM 1 Views
LOL *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:36:29 PM 1 Views
Oops!! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:36:29 PM 1 Views
I understand Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:37:09 PM 1 Views
Right Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:37:11 PM 1 Views
It's not the size of the bed that matters! Martin - 17/04/2004 12:37:30 PM 1 Views
Well, i don't like to complain too much Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:37:53 PM 1 Views
The floor space is the biggest Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:38:04 PM 1 Views
Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:38:24 PM 1 Views
I won't smite you.. I promise.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:39:00 PM 1 Views
*shudders* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:39:07 PM 1 Views
Hey, that's 15 bucks. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:39:13 PM 1 Views
Ummm none. globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:39:24 PM 30 Views
*winks* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:39:56 PM 1 Views
Is glad Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:40:04 PM 1 Views
I better get some royalties... *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:40:26 PM 1 Views
Uhm Martin - 17/04/2004 12:40:54 PM 1 Views
Hey sweet thing Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:40:55 PM 1 Views
DVD please Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:41:32 PM 1 Views
Ha! Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:41:38 PM 1 Views
It's what you do in it.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:42:15 PM 1 Views
Yeah, right. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:42:20 PM 1 Views
Aaaah Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:42:38 PM 1 Views
What? WHAT?!?! globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:42:43 PM 1 Views
The DVD has multi angle shots Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:43:07 PM 1 Views
Ok, here you go. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:43:15 PM 1 Views
We still talking in metaphors? *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:43:47 PM 1 Views
Hmm.. how big do you think my apartment is anyway? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:44:02 PM 1 Views
globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:44:26 PM 1 Views
LOL.. no.. *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:44:38 PM 1 Views
I never heard that one before.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:45:31 PM 1 Views
Crap! Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:45:32 PM 1 Views
Mine's pretty comfy Martin - 17/04/2004 12:45:51 PM 1 Views
Oh my.. I didn't know you could do that.. oh.. wow.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:46:30 PM 1 Views
Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:46:51 PM 1 Views
Ok, you're an "adult". Martin - 17/04/2004 12:47:51 PM 1 Views
You should have waited for the extended edition Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:47:55 PM 1 Views
it is? *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:48:08 PM 1 Views
It's funny.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:48:47 PM 1 Views
How did he do that? Martin - 17/04/2004 12:48:55 PM 1 Views
Sorry, but what are you two talking about????? *NM* Lotesse - 17/04/2004 12:49:09 PM 1 Views
Hmmmm Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:49:12 PM 1 Views
Not really Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:49:42 PM 1 Views
Trust me. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:49:53 PM 1 Views
I know.. I never saw such a unique intepretation of the kama sutra! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:49:57 PM 1 Views
Broken Vertibrae Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:50:46 PM 1 Views
What happens if he drops the soap? Martin - 17/04/2004 12:51:06 PM 1 Views
WHAT do you want to do with the soap and aerocontrols??? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:51:16 PM 1 Views
No sense of humor.. that's it.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:52:03 PM 1 Views
loon. *NM* globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:52:17 PM 1 Views
He must be. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:52:18 PM 1 Views
Errrr... Get Squeaky Clean? Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:52:46 PM 1 Views
*tilts head* wow Martin.. look at that! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:53:18 PM 1 Views
Nice. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:53:19 PM 1 Views
Well... Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:53:25 PM 1 Views
Want me to break yours? *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:53:48 PM 1 Views
ME of course. *NM* globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:54:01 PM 1 Views
I hope there's a medic at hand! Martin - 17/04/2004 12:54:14 PM 1 Views
Wait until you see the last bit... *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:54:31 PM 1 Views
But I've got this really nice squiggly thing with which to apply it Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:54:48 PM 1 Views
O.K. I sad nothing *NM* Lotesse - 17/04/2004 12:55:01 PM 1 Views
Hey!!! globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:55:08 PM 1 Views
Thats a different movie entirely... Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:55:40 PM 1 Views
Is it safe? Martin - 17/04/2004 12:55:41 PM 1 Views
Yep Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:56:27 PM 1 Views
Oh.. those yellow boats!! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:56:41 PM 1 Views
WooHOO!! globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:56:52 PM 1 Views
If he's into that kind of stuff. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:57:16 PM 1 Views
More so.. cause you have a "small bed" *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:57:25 PM 1 Views
*Gets a horrible mental image* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 12:57:42 PM 1 Views
Cool. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:58:07 PM 1 Views
I was thinking Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:58:18 PM 1 Views
Of you and aerocontrols? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 12:59:20 PM 1 Views
Yes, well. Martin - 17/04/2004 12:59:28 PM 1 Views
Are you saying.... globug0822 - 17/04/2004 12:59:59 PM 1 Views
Don't you want my David Hasselhoff?? *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:00:05 PM 1 Views
No, you don't! Martin - 17/04/2004 01:00:18 PM 1 Views
Of course. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:01:05 PM 1 Views
Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 01:01:17 PM 1 Views
Yummy. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:02:08 PM 1 Views
I ain't got no pillows.. cause I can sleep on my own! *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:02:20 PM 1 Views
Ummm globug0822 - 17/04/2004 01:02:35 PM 1 Views
No, no. Not you. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:03:15 PM 1 Views
PuleaZ! There are at least 20 more female posters in the apartment! *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:03:17 PM 1 Views
No pillows? *NM* Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 01:03:34 PM 1 Views
Gee... umm... wow... I dunno how to say this.... globug0822 - 17/04/2004 01:03:43 PM 1 Views
Sure.. show me.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:04:06 PM 1 Views
That's contradictory. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:04:40 PM 1 Views
None. *NM* Martin - 17/04/2004 01:05:02 PM 1 Views
It's my favorite.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:05:09 PM 1 Views
Fine, but i'm still going to call you Stephan. Eswolfe - 17/04/2004 01:05:49 PM 1 Views
Gigantic. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:06:06 PM 1 Views
Well.. if you can't figure it out Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:06:26 PM 1 Views
Me too. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:06:57 PM 1 Views
Oral sex is very funny *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:07:06 PM 1 Views
Oh my.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:07:53 PM 1 Views
Why not? Martin - 17/04/2004 01:08:20 PM 1 Views
Oh.. that too.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:08:55 PM 1 Views
He's so unloved.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:10:13 PM 1 Views
Like it? Martin - 17/04/2004 01:10:14 PM 1 Views
Ha ha. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:10:52 PM 1 Views
OoooOOOoOOh!!! globug0822 - 17/04/2004 01:10:52 PM 1 Views
Really? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:12:07 PM 1 Views
Yes. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:12:52 PM 1 Views
You've got a hair between your teeth Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:13:01 PM 1 Views
My ego. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:14:36 PM 1 Views
If I don't go soon.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:14:44 PM 1 Views
*harumph* globug0822 - 17/04/2004 01:15:17 PM 1 Views
Oh. globug0822 - 17/04/2004 01:16:26 PM 1 Views
I know where that came from. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:17:34 PM 1 Views
But I just want the floatation thingy! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:18:15 PM 1 Views
ACK!! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:19:25 PM 1 Views
Here I was thinking you liked the man behind the flotation thingy. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:21:00 PM 1 Views
*shrugs* globug0822 - 17/04/2004 01:22:18 PM 1 Views
Thank you thank you Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:22:19 PM 13 Views
Damn. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:22:54 PM 1 Views
What about them? *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:23:29 PM 1 Views
Does DNA test Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:25:19 PM 1 Views
*NM* Martin - 17/04/2004 01:25:31 PM 1 Views
But he helped bring the Berlin wall down!! Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:26:10 PM 1 Views
Awww.. what if I let you visit your floatation thingy sometimes? Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:26:57 PM 1 Views
Martin - 17/04/2004 01:27:33 PM 1 Views
It's so hard to leave.. but now I'm really gone! *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:27:48 PM 1 Views
A little. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:28:51 PM 1 Views
*stares at ceiling* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:28:53 PM 1 Views
I'll have to think about that for a while.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:29:39 PM 1 Views
So that's what they call that these days. Martin - 17/04/2004 01:29:57 PM 1 Views
Depends on who they are. Probably 30 or 40 if we are talking about Tashmere - 17/04/2004 01:30:22 PM 24 Views
NOW REALLY I'M GONE!!! *NM* Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:30:31 PM 1 Views
Will you play too? Martin - 17/04/2004 01:31:04 PM 1 Views
It wasn't me.. Lilitoe - 17/04/2004 01:31:13 PM 1 Views
He's going for the Guinness Book of Records. *NM* Martin - 17/04/2004 01:32:24 PM 1 Views
Oh, it was you allright. I got the videotapes to prove it! Martin - 17/04/2004 01:33:51 PM 1 Views
Oh, well my room isn't big enough to hold more than that so he doesn't Tashmere - 17/04/2004 01:40:54 PM 1 Views
Re: aaaaaaaaah like that... Fluxia Sedai - 17/04/2004 03:29:05 PM 1 Views
A lot anonymous_sedai - 17/04/2004 05:45:05 PM 23 Views
Yeh, I haven't counted the small ones too. *NM* Lotesse - 18/04/2004 01:41:42 AM 1 Views
Hehehe. Craig - 18/04/2004 03:45:16 AM 1 Views
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