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Lol *NM* Martin - 16/04/2004 11:20:04 AM

I have an insignificant other. She's really tiny. Like 1 centimeter tall. But she thinks my penis is HUGE.

Anything? Like take it up the ass from every inmate in San Quentin? No.

Not long. I don't even know her name yet. I just brought her home, she vomitted out her vodka and passed out.

Shaidar Haran. Wherever she goes she sucks the light out of the room and I feel powerless.

Rand and Min, Elayne, Aviendha. She's really into foursomes.

That's what you get for rubbing it against a belt sander. Now you just have a dull nub.

I once let her Biggie size her value meal at Wendy's.

Actually, we use more "O's". Looooooove. It's cuter that way.

Ten? Is that one of those new fangled numbers they teach you kids in college?

She'll go down on me while I browse the Messesseeessssaaa-a-a-a-a-ah-ah-AH-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaage Board.




Martin
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The world's finest. Est. 1984.


I was tanned, dirty and hot. -Fanatic





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