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One applies to my limited experience drinking ken son of ken son of ken - 16/04/2004 10:46:31 AM


~Warning: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion you are tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big guy named Franz.


He was a Navy SEAL, and I arm wrestled him 15 times (and lost 15 times). He was obviously a really good guy because he never laughed at me, or got frustrated, he just beat me over and over. he also didn't kick my butt for hitting on his girlfreind (When he arrived, I didn't know she had a boyfriend until he showed up).



Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
-A thought by Susan Sto Helit
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Alcohol warnings. Adanedhel - 16/04/2004 05:07:26 AM 263 Views
Thanx! *NM* Lotesse - 16/04/2004 05:12:00 AM 3 Views
snoopster - 16/04/2004 05:12:44 AM 26 Views
Adanedhel - 16/04/2004 05:14:46 AM 13 Views
Same here snoopster - 16/04/2004 05:17:30 AM 13 Views
I imagine that would be painful. Adanedhel - 16/04/2004 05:22:03 AM 11 Views
Luckily snoopster - 16/04/2004 05:25:14 AM 12 Views
Hehe. Adanedhel - 16/04/2004 05:28:46 AM 11 Views
It is snoopster - 16/04/2004 05:31:35 AM 10 Views
Though... Adanedhel - 16/04/2004 05:35:56 AM 11 Views
My golden rule snoopster - 16/04/2004 05:40:30 AM 14 Views
Why do King Donner kebabs look great when you're drunk... majander - 16/04/2004 05:51:54 AM 12 Views
There is no answer snoopster - 16/04/2004 06:15:20 AM 9 Views
My question........ Elaine - 16/04/2004 05:58:11 AM 39 Views
You want me to answer that? snoopster - 16/04/2004 06:09:43 AM 28 Views
Elaine - 16/04/2004 07:16:52 AM 23 Views
Don't ruin my sordid fantacies snoopster - 16/04/2004 07:31:46 AM 21 Views
I'll try not to ruin your spelling either... Elaine - 16/04/2004 09:56:50 AM 10 Views
I'm to busy fantasising to spell correctly snoopster - 16/04/2004 10:01:38 AM 7 Views
It all becomes clear Elaine - 16/04/2004 10:13:31 AM 7 Views
Clear as mud? snoopster - 16/04/2004 10:19:11 AM 5 Views
Through a glass darkly Elaine - 16/04/2004 10:29:42 AM 5 Views
At night snoopster - 16/04/2004 10:31:50 AM 5 Views
Cats are black? Elaine - 16/04/2004 10:37:25 AM 4 Views
As your heart! snoopster - 16/04/2004 10:40:55 AM 6 Views
*is a knave* Elaine - 16/04/2004 10:51:52 AM 4 Views
A cad even snoopster - 16/04/2004 10:54:10 AM 4 Views
Scoundrel? Elaine - 16/04/2004 11:00:43 AM 5 Views
Bounder maby. snoopster - 16/04/2004 11:31:11 AM 5 Views
Conwoman Elaine - 16/04/2004 11:34:47 AM 5 Views
I read that as catwoman to start with snoopster - 16/04/2004 11:44:53 AM 5 Views
Close, admittedly Elaine - 16/04/2004 11:53:32 AM 6 Views
Very close? snoopster - 16/04/2004 11:57:14 AM 5 Views
Finally! nomad - 16/04/2004 07:01:18 AM 9 Views
Falling Down Juice... It does exactly what it says on the tin *NM* majander - 16/04/2004 07:22:59 AM 2 Views
I once got told this in science class TheMonkeyThatCried - 16/04/2004 08:30:16 AM 13 Views
*winces* wads - 16/04/2004 08:52:00 AM 19 Views
Nice to see these things do not change Two Wongs - 16/04/2004 10:00:46 AM 14 Views
Yep Elaine - 16/04/2004 10:07:58 AM 11 Views
Like...Yar, dahlink.. Two Wongs - 16/04/2004 10:18:26 AM 7 Views
Totally Elaine - 16/04/2004 10:26:56 AM 7 Views
I sooo agree with you! Two Wongs - 16/04/2004 10:38:21 AM 7 Views
It's, like, so true! Elaine - 16/04/2004 10:55:00 AM 8 Views
Oh? Two Wongs - 17/04/2004 08:48:00 AM 6 Views
One applies to my limited experience drinking ken son of ken son of ken - 16/04/2004 10:46:31 AM 7 Views
These are too true to be funny! SynEve - 16/04/2004 07:15:48 PM 7 Views
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