As in no back wall, banjaxed verandah, kitchen floor made of planks (wobbly), iffy plumbing, one bathroom/shower for five increasingly cranky people, builders bursting out of hiding every five minutes, delivery men demanding that someone sign for several tons of roof tiles, a plumber who dropped a radiator on his finger and chopped the top off plus ensuing bloodstains, four bedrooms uninhabitable because they are stripped of wallpaper and floors, a garden chock-full of fifteen foot long and five feet wide panes of glass and so on. I just love living here.
Not a word you see much of around here, more's the pity
I would offer you one of our seven bathrooms (two houses and a wife who thinks a surplus of bathrooms means one is not poor - we are, 'cos she keeps building bloody bathrooms), but it is a long way to come to freshen up
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"