So I'm at work on Friday morning, looking at the shifts from hell over the weekend, with little or no likelihood of seeing the outside world, and I'm wondering...
1. What are you doing this weekend?
I'm calling in dead on Sunday and spending the day fishing.
2. What would you like to be doing this weekend?
See #1
3. What would be the worst thing that you could be doing this weekend?
Filming gay porn with sumo wrestlers.
I can't think of anything worse now.
Go on, sicken me..
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