sorry dad, but all I seem to do is make you ashamed of me *runs off crying towards beer and cheap women*
I know that it was that pasty Pommy known as Morris or snoopywinkle that is the reason you gave up the Church Choir, the lay preaching at the Temperance Society and you counselling job at Alcoholics Anonymous.
His influence should be curtailed really soon now, once Excalibur finds him.
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"