So I'm at work on Friday morning, looking at the shifts from hell over the weekend, with little or no likelihood of seeing the outside world, and I'm wondering...
1. What are you doing this weekend?
2. What would you like to be doing this weekend?
3. What would be the worst thing that you could be doing this weekend?
Go on, sicken me..
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back