Sport: Football or Rugby (or if you're American: football or baseball)
Football! [with much shouting and raising foam finger]
Music: Rock or Rap
Yes.
Countries: Ireland or Chile
Ireland.
Smileys: or
Ass-Kicking Heroines: Buffy Summers or Sydney Bristow
BUFFY!
Newspapers: Broadsheets or tabloids
wotmania posts
Rooms: Bedroom or Living Room
Depends on the gender of the company I invite over.
Message Boards: WoT or Comm
Comm, bay-bay!
Wheel of Time: Narg or Bela
Bela
Movies: Lord of the Rings or Matrix
Yes. "Mr. Baggins... we've missed you."
Admins: Wotmania or Pento
TaskmasterJack. Yea-ah.
Consoles: XBox or PlayStation2
XBOX
Point-whores: wads or snoopster
Trigger.
Peanut Butter: Chunky or creamy
Yep.
Recording: Video or DVD
Recording? I only have a VHS recorder.
Animals: Birds or Fish
Uh... birds.
Quotes: WoT or Other Fiction
Both.
Drugs: Cigarettes or Alcohol
Alcohol.
Hot Males: Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise
TaskmasterJack. Yea-ah.
Hot Females: Britney Spears or Anna Kournikova
Both. Naked. In my bed.
Post Topics: Humour or Survey
We don't have a "humour" category.
Web Comics: Sluggy or 8 - Bit Theatre
Penny Arcade
Pets: Cats or Dogs
Yeah. Those.
America: West Coast or East Coast
West Coast Avengers... Assemble!
The Wachowski Brothers: Geniuses or Madmen
Geen-yuss.
For the English People: Arsenal or Chelsea
Muffin!
Breakfast: Continental or Full English
Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey.
Post Pub Food: Curry or Kebab
Frickin' Chicken Chunks
Ex-US Presidents: Bill Clinton or Richard Nixon
Biiiiiiiiiilll!!!! I love Bill. Go Bill. It's yer birthday.
Modern Art: Inventive or People chucking paint on a canvas randomly
I judge on a case by case basis.
Religion: Thiest or Athiest
My mind is open... So, neither.