The Ten Commandments of snoopsterism, taken from the book of tehanu.

1. Thou mayest have other gods besides me, for I snoop thy god, really don't giveth a stuff and it taketh a bit of the pressure off me.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images of me for snoop is not a photogenic god.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of snoop in vain. This includest referring to your god as pasty face, pommie git or snoopy-poo.

4. Remember thy Saturday night, to keep it holy. For on Saturdays snoop thy god does even less work than usual. Therefore He has blessed it. Although thou mayest sacrifice a Guinness or two in honour of thy god.

5. Honour all Brits that thy days may be long upon the earth.

6. Thou shalt kill a couple of pints at least once a week.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but anything else is okay by me.

8. Thou shalt not stealeth my drink unless thou wantest to lose an arm.

9. Thou shalt not bear any sort of witness against snoop thy god. Especially if it painteth thy Lord in a bad light.

10. Thou shalt not covet wads or Tigr nor his ass, for I snoop am a jealous god.