Here's the deal: you have two choices. Pick just one. It's that simple.
Sport: Football or Rugby (or if you're American: football or baseball)
ew, no.
Music: Rock or Rap
both!
Countries: Ireland or Chile
what? why?
Smileys: or
neither
Ass-Kicking Heroines: Buffy Summers or Sydney Bristow
oh god.
Newspapers: Broadsheets or tabloids
don't read newspapers
Rooms: Bedroom or Living Room
my office!
Message Boards: WoT or Comm
noteboard!
Wheel of Time: Narg or Bela
aviendha!
Movies: Lord of the Rings or Matrix
neither! foght club!
Admins: Wotmania or Pento
larry!
Consoles: XBox or PlayStation2
hm. i guess ps2...
Point-whores: wads or snoopster
trigger, the original.
Peanut Butter: Chunky or creamy
i don't know. i'm not all that into it
Recording: Video or DVD
dvd
Animals: Birds or Fish
they aren't my kind of animalia
Quotes: WoT or Other Fiction
wot
Drugs: Cigarettes or Alcohol
no drugs
Hot Males: Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise
ew, ew
Hot Females: Britney Spears or Anna Kournikova
ew, ew
Post Topics: Humour or Survey
sirvey
Web Comics: Sluggy or 8 - Bit Theatre
what?
Pets: Cats or Dogs
both!
America: West Coast or East Coast
i'm on the west coast.
The Wachowski Brothers: Geniuses or Madmen
who?
For the English People: Arsenal or Chelsea
what?
Breakfast: Continental or Full English
i don't know
Post Pub Food: Curry or Kebab
that's too late to be eating anyway
Ex-US Presidents: Bill Clinton or Richard Nixon
neither
Modern Art: Inventive or People chucking paint on a canvas randomly
well. that depends
Religion: Thiest or Athiest
i don't know
"But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."
from 'the velveteen rabbit'
first warder to lord malshun