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Never mind eh? *NM* Liam™ - 15/04/2004 10:08:55 AM

In my scientific endeavours to further knowledge everywhere on issues considered too "way out" by the mainstream academics, I have accidently set the standard on how to check your bosom size, ladies (and gents, if you so please.)

This standard, forwith referred to as "IWS-1" (International Wongie Standard 1), has no cultural boundaries and can be referred to in any language.

Here goes:

You are flat-chested if you spend all day with a broken bra strap and don't realise until someone jokingly tugs at said bra strap from the end of your sleeve.




Your favourite place is you and me.

Eat dirt, fascist herbivores!




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I'm sorry........ Elaine - 15/04/2004 08:54:11 AM 33 Views
Yeah, right Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 08:56:01 AM 26 Views
My apologies Elaine - 15/04/2004 08:56:40 AM 24 Views
How cheap do you think I am, lady????? Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 08:57:44 AM 18 Views
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Certainly! Elaine - 15/04/2004 09:05:08 AM 17 Views
You are smooth, lady....Smooooth Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 09:08:44 AM 13 Views
Denice Sedai - 15/04/2004 08:54:17 AM 25 Views
Thank-you *sniffle* Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 08:57:04 AM 17 Views
that's terrible! wads - 15/04/2004 08:55:34 AM 26 Views
I know!! Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 08:58:37 AM 19 Views
I was being sympathetic! wads - 15/04/2004 09:06:57 AM 14 Views
I wish I could marry you, darling Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 09:32:31 AM 13 Views
but wongers, I am so sorry! wads - 15/04/2004 09:37:03 AM 10 Views
Do I hear David Beckham talking?? Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 09:47:53 AM 11 Views
? wads - 15/04/2004 09:52:40 AM 10 Views
Sorry to confuse you Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 10:19:11 AM 8 Views
Sense of humour is more important, and you don't lack it! *NM* melambra - 15/04/2004 09:11:54 AM 5 Views
It's called self-flagellation *NM* Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 11:25:04 AM 2 Views
There is no male comment here that would be appropriate. Balwer - 15/04/2004 09:52:42 AM 27 Views
Correct Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 09:58:56 AM 16 Views
Woe! snoopster - 15/04/2004 09:53:22 AM 19 Views
Thank-you for your thoughts in my time of woe *NM* Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 11:26:20 AM 3 Views
Never mind eh? *NM* Liam™ - 15/04/2004 10:08:55 AM 5 Views
Heh... Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 11:29:03 AM 11 Views
Heheheh... Liam™ - 15/04/2004 02:19:16 PM 5 Views
that sucks Gena Sedai - 15/04/2004 10:10:50 AM 27 Views
Thanks... *NM* Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 11:27:42 AM 2 Views
Cupid - 15/04/2004 11:28:54 AM 22 Views
That just goes to show you Tigr - 15/04/2004 02:24:03 PM 24 Views
I think Tigr may be on to something. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/04/2004 09:49:46 PM 4 Views
Two Wongs - 16/04/2004 09:31:53 AM 9 Views
Look on the bright side Druid - 16/04/2004 03:08:15 AM 27 Views
The light...it's too blinding..please stop!! Two Wongs - 16/04/2004 09:34:04 AM 8 Views
Dear Ms. Wongs, SynEve - 16/04/2004 07:59:18 PM 18 Views
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