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The Bosometer..Wongie Experiment 4(a) Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 08:51:08 AM

In my scientific endeavours to further knowledge everywhere on issues considered too "way out" by the mainstream academics, I have accidently set the standard on how to check your bosom size, ladies (and gents, if you so please.)

This standard, forwith referred to as "IWS-1" (International Wongie Standard 1), has no cultural boundaries and can be referred to in any language.

Here goes:

You are flat-chested if you spend all day with a broken bra strap and don't realise until someone jokingly tugs at said bra strap from the end of your sleeve.





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The Bosometer..Wongie Experiment 4(a) Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 08:51:08 AM 223 Views
I'm sorry........ Elaine - 15/04/2004 08:54:11 AM 33 Views
Yeah, right Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 08:56:01 AM 26 Views
My apologies Elaine - 15/04/2004 08:56:40 AM 24 Views
How cheap do you think I am, lady????? Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 08:57:44 AM 18 Views
~ahems~ Elaine - 15/04/2004 08:58:34 AM 20 Views
Two? Sure! Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 09:02:32 AM 15 Views
Certainly! Elaine - 15/04/2004 09:05:08 AM 17 Views
You are smooth, lady....Smooooth Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 09:08:44 AM 13 Views
Denice Sedai - 15/04/2004 08:54:17 AM 25 Views
Thank-you *sniffle* Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 08:57:04 AM 17 Views
that's terrible! wads - 15/04/2004 08:55:34 AM 26 Views
I know!! Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 08:58:37 AM 19 Views
I was being sympathetic! wads - 15/04/2004 09:06:57 AM 14 Views
I wish I could marry you, darling Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 09:32:31 AM 13 Views
but wongers, I am so sorry! wads - 15/04/2004 09:37:03 AM 10 Views
Do I hear David Beckham talking?? Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 09:47:53 AM 11 Views
? wads - 15/04/2004 09:52:40 AM 10 Views
Sorry to confuse you Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 10:19:11 AM 8 Views
Sense of humour is more important, and you don't lack it! *NM* melambra - 15/04/2004 09:11:54 AM 5 Views
It's called self-flagellation *NM* Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 11:25:04 AM 2 Views
There is no male comment here that would be appropriate. Balwer - 15/04/2004 09:52:42 AM 27 Views
Correct Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 09:58:56 AM 16 Views
Woe! snoopster - 15/04/2004 09:53:22 AM 19 Views
Thank-you for your thoughts in my time of woe *NM* Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 11:26:20 AM 3 Views
Never mind eh? *NM* Liam™ - 15/04/2004 10:08:55 AM 5 Views
Heh... Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 11:29:03 AM 11 Views
Heheheh... Liam™ - 15/04/2004 02:19:16 PM 5 Views
that sucks Gena Sedai - 15/04/2004 10:10:50 AM 27 Views
Thanks... *NM* Two Wongs - 15/04/2004 11:27:42 AM 2 Views
Cupid - 15/04/2004 11:28:54 AM 22 Views
That just goes to show you Tigr - 15/04/2004 02:24:03 PM 24 Views
I think Tigr may be on to something. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/04/2004 09:49:46 PM 4 Views
Two Wongs - 16/04/2004 09:31:53 AM 9 Views
Look on the bright side Druid - 16/04/2004 03:08:15 AM 27 Views
The light...it's too blinding..please stop!! Two Wongs - 16/04/2004 09:34:04 AM 8 Views
Dear Ms. Wongs, SynEve - 16/04/2004 07:59:18 PM 18 Views
Re: Wunderbra Two Wongs - 17/04/2004 09:12:33 AM 13 Views
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