Here's the deal: you have two choices. Pick just one. It's that simple.
I'm sure I'll manage
Sport: Football or Rugby (or if you're American: football or baseball)
Rugby - but not this year - wooden spoons all round
Music: Rock or Rap
RAWK
Countries: Ireland or Chile
Ireland to be sure
Smileys: or
Ass-Kicking Heroines: Buffy Summers or Sydney Bristow
Both please!
Newspapers: Broadsheets or tabloids
Tabloids - if it's not got posh and becks, I'm not interested
Rooms: Bedroom or Living Room
Bedroom
Message Boards: WoT or Comm
Comm
Wheel of Time: Narg or Bela
Got to be Narg
Movies: Lord of the Rings or Matrix
Matrix
Admins: Wotmania or Pento
No comment (newbie - no opinion yet)
Consoles: XBox or PlayStation2
PS2
Point-whores: wads or snoopster
Again no comment - see above
Peanut Butter: Chunky or creamy
creamy
Recording: Video or DVD
DVD
Animals: Birds or Fish
Birds, it's no fun shooting fish with a rifle
Quotes: WoT or Other Fiction
I've actually got both active - but other fiction wins for the Terry Pratchett quotes
Drugs: Cigarettes or Alcohol
Alcohol
Hot Males: Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise
*shrug* Brad?
Hot Females: Britney Spears or Anna Kournikova
Britney, mainly because the way she's going, anybody's got a chance
Post Topics: Humour or Survey
Survey
Web Comics: Sluggy or 8 - Bit Theatre
pass
Pets: Cats or Dogs
Dogs
America: West Coast or East Coast
East coast - left my heart there once
The Wachowski Brothers: Geniuses or Madmen
Geniuses or should that be genii
For the English People: Arsenal or Chelsea
Greenock Morton! - for the Scots
Breakfast: Continental or Full English
Full English, of course
Post Pub Food: Curry or Kebab
Curry - Chicken Tikka Chasni and Naan
Ex-US Presidents: Bill Clinton or Richard Nixon
Bill
Modern Art: Inventive or People chucking paint on a canvas randomly
People chucking paint on a canvas
Religion: Thiest or Athiest
Athiest. I think
Thanks, that killed ten minutes I should have been working
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back