Here's the deal: you have two choices. Pick just one. It's that simple.
Okay... but some thing are never simple.
Sport: Football or Rugby (or if you're American: football or baseball)
The first one - Football, the second - Baseball
Music: Rock or Rap
Rock
Countries: Ireland or Chile
Ireland
Smileys: or
Ass-Kicking Heroines: Buffy Summers or Sydney Bristow
Buff
Newspapers: Broadsheets or tabloids
This confuses me, but I'm going with the broads
Rooms: Bedroom or Living Room
Bedroom
Message Boards: WoT or Comm
Comm 2 & 3
Wheel of Time: Narg or Bela
Bela
Movies: Lord of the Rings or Matrix
LotR
Admins: Wotmania or Pento
Er... wotmanina
Consoles: XBox or PlayStation2
Gamecube
Point-whores: wads or snoopster
Like I could choose. But if I have to ... snoopster.
Peanut Butter: Chunky or creamy
creamy
Recording: Video or DVD
DVD
Animals: Birds or Fish
Fish [you can flush them]
Quotes: WoT or Other Fiction
Neither
Drugs: Cigarettes or Alcohol
Cigs stink. ETOH
Hot Males: Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise
Brad
Hot Females: Britney Spears or Anna Kournikova
Anna
Post Topics: Humour or Survey
Humour
Web Comics: Sluggy or 8 - Bit Theatre
Neither
Pets: Cats or Dogs
Cats
America: West Coast or East Coast
West Coast!
The Wachowski Brothers: Geniuses or Madmen
Dunno
For the English People: Arsenal or Chelsea
Er... Chelsea?
Breakfast: Continental or Full English
Full English. [I don't really know what this is, but it sounds good]
Post Pub Food: Curry or Kebab
Kebab
Ex-US Presidents: Bill Clinton or Richard Nixon
I'll go with Bill
Modern Art: Inventive or People chucking paint on a canvas randomly
the latter
Religion: Thiest or Athiest
Thiest
*busy as a *beaver*