Here's the deal: you have two choices. Pick just one. It's that simple.
Sport: Football or Rugby (or if you're American: football or baseball)
Football.
Music: Rock or Rap
Rock.
Countries: Ireland or Chile
Ireland.
Smileys: or
808
Ass-Kicking Heroines: Buffy Summers or Sydney Bristow
Sydney Bristow.
Newspapers: Broadsheets or tabloids
Tabloids.
Rooms: Bedroom or Living Room
Bedroom, for lots of reasons
Message Boards: WoT or Comm
Comm.
Wheel of Time: Narg or Bela
Narg, less screen time.
Movies: Lord of the Rings or Matrix
LotR.
Admins: Wotmania or Pento
Wotmania.
Consoles: XBox or PlayStation2
XBox, though I never use consoles.
Point-whores: wads or snoopster
Trigger!!
Peanut Butter: Chunky or creamy
Recording: Video or DVD
DVD.
Animals: Birds or Fish
Birds.
Quotes: WoT or Other Fiction
OF.
Drugs: Cigarettes or Alcohol
Ummm...both
Hot Males: Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise
...
Hot Females: Britney Spears or Anna Kournikova
Anna.
Post Topics: Humour or Survey
How can I choose?
Web Comics: Sluggy or 8 - Bit Theatre
...
Pets: Cats or Dogs
Dogs.
America: West Coast or East Coast
East.
The Wachowski Brothers: Geniuses or Madmen
Judging by their last two efforts, madmen.
For the English People: Arsenal or Chelsea
Gah!!!!
Liverpool.
Breakfast: Continental or Full English
I don't eat breakfast but if I did it would be full English.
Post Pub Food: Curry or Kebab
Curry.
Ex-US Presidents: Bill Clinton or Richard Nixon
Clinton.
Modern Art: Inventive or People chucking paint on a canvas randomly
The latter.
Religion: Thiest or Athiest
Atheist.