Sport: Football or Rugby (or if you're American: football or baseball)

Oh. Damn. OK, rugby.

Music: Rock or Rap

Rock

Countries: Ireland or Chile



Ireland

Smileys: or 808

Our friend with the head smacking

Ass-Kicking Heroines: Buffy Summers or Sydney Bristow

Buffy!

Newspapers: Broadsheets or tabloids

Broadsheet. I will not touch a tabloid.

Rooms: Bedroom or Living Room

Bedrooms. I like them.

Message Boards: WoT or Comm

*falls over laughing*
COMM!

Wheel of Time: Narg or Bela

You asked a WoT question!

*points*

Movies: Lord of the Rings or Matrix

LotR. Matrix got very silly and self-important.

Admins: Wotmania or Pento

Mr Mike

Consoles: XBox or PlayStation2

Must I? I don't use either.

Point-whores: wads or snoopster

Oh, now that's mean. I refuse to answer on the basis that if I pick one, the other will never call me again.

Peanut Butter: Chunky or creamy

Chunky me!

Recording: Video or DVD

DVD. I love being a pirate.

Animals: Birds or Fish

Birds. Less slime.

Quotes: WoT or Other Fiction

Oh, OF. Much funnier.

Drugs: Cigarettes or Alcohol

*looks grumpy*

Seeing as I can't have both at the same time any more, I'll pick booze.

Hot Males: Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise

Neither or. Joaquin Phoenix. But since I have to pick one of them and I'm taller than the Cruiser, it'll have to be Brad.

Hot Females: Britney Spears or Anna Kournikova

Britney. Anna has a bizarre face.

Post Topics: Humour or Survey

Humour. Surveys can be horrible.

Web Comics: Sluggy or 8 - Bit Theatre

Wouldn't recognise either if they bit me on the face

Pets: Cats or Dogs

Doggies.

America: West Coast or East Coast

East

The Wachowski Brothers: Geniuses or Madmen

Self-involved film wanking seems to be their forte. Therefore madmen.

For the English People: Arsenal or Chelsea

*is Irish*

Breakfast: Continental or Full English

It's called a Full Irish

And I'll go with continental, since I can't face anything more strenuous than coffee and a bagel in the morning.

Post Pub Food: Curry or Kebab

Now, I used to live in Bradford. This is a difficult question, given the standard of curry I'm used to. However, I must choose Kebab. Though neither is a particularly popular choice here. We mostly eat Chinese or chipper after a load of drinks.

Ex-US Presidents: Bill Clinton or Richard Nixon

Bill. For sheer comedy value. And for not being a conservative thief.

Modern Art: Inventive or People chucking paint on a canvas randomly

Some of it is fantastic. Some of it is a racket. I own some of the fantastic variety.

Religion: Thiest or Athiest

Athiest. With bells on.


Elaine
Irish Honey