Here's the deal: you have two choices. Pick just one. It's that simple.
Wow! That simple!

Sport: Football or Rugby (or if you're American: football or baseball)
Ooh... hard. I'll go for rugby here.

Music: Rock or Rap
Rock. Definitely.

Countries: Ireland or Chile
Ireland! YAY!

Smileys: or
Probably . It applies to me more.

Ass-Kicking Heroines: Buffy Summers or Sydney Bristow
Sydney.

Newspapers: Broadsheets or tabloids
Broadsheets.

Rooms: Bedroom or Living Room
Bedroom... everything there all within good arms length. Plus the bed. Mmmm... sleep...

Message Boards: WoT or Comm
Comm.

Wheel of Time: Narg or Bela
Oh... I'm going to go Bela here. Though they'd probably make a nice couple together.

Movies: Lord of the Rings or Matrix
The former.

Admins: Wotmania or Pento
Uhm... I think I left the iron on! *flees*

Consoles: XBox or PlayStation2
XBOX!

Point-whores: wads or snoopster
wads - all australian goodness.

Peanut Butter: Chunky or smooth
Chunky.

Recording: Video or DVD
To record, video. To watch, DVD is easier, but whatever. Same diff.

Animals: Birds or Fish
I just got a new goldfish. His name is Gary, so I'll put fish here.

Quotes: WoT or Other Fiction
Other Fiction. WoT is just not funny. Not funny.

Drugs: Cigarettes or Alcohol
Alcohol. It tastes better than tar.

Hot Males: Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise
None of the above.

Hot Females: Britney Spears or Anna Kournikova
None of the above.

Post Topics: Humour or Survey
Survey, atm.

Web Comics: Sluggy or 8 - Bit Theatre
Whatever. I don't know.

Pets: Cats or Dogs
Dogs for the moment. Getting a kitten after Schoolies.

America: West Coast or East Coast
N/A

The Wachowski Brothers: Geniuses or Madmen
Sorry... who?

For the English People: Arsenal or Chelsea
Woah. Not me.

Breakfast: Continental or Full English
No breaky.

Post Pub Food: Curry or Kebab
Kebab.

Ex-US Presidents: Bill Clinton or Richard Nixon
Whatever.

Modern Art: Inventive or People chucking paint on a canvas randomly
The latter.

Religion: Thiest or Athiest
Agnostic.