You know the bit where the priest dips something into the holy water and flings it into the congregation? Well, as he was doing so to the altar boys, he nailed one directly in the eye. The boy just flinched and made a very funny face. Ah, the things can be seen during a Mass celebration
that's happened to me before the last time I went to church a four year old followed her mother up to the altar when the mother was going up because she was a Eucharistic minister
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."