I love the mall. I really, really do. My name is Danielle and I'm a sixteen year old mallrat. A flamboyant mallrat apparently, but that's another story.

1. Do you go to the mall? How often? (if you don’t go to the mall, stop now and go to the mall!)
Sometimes. Not often.
2. Do you like the mall or do you just go because it has a lot of stores?
I go when I need something.
3. Do you have a favorite store that you always hit first?
No.
4. Do you have a store you always hit last?
No.
5. What’s the longest you’ve ever spent sitting on the floor in an accessory store playing with sparkly jewelry?
Zero minutes.
6. Do you try on clothes you know you will never buy?
No. In fact, I never try on clothes.
7. Why don’t you buy them?!
Uh..
8. Has a blonde 16 year old girl ever run up to you in a clothing store and asked you if her shorts make her look like a sausage?
No.
9. You obviously don’t live in Toledo Ohio, do you?
Apparently not.
10. Isn’t the mall heinously overpriced?
I have no idea.
11. Do you ever just walk around looking at all the people in the mall?
There was a time when I did.
12. What is everyone’s obsession with the colors red and pink all of a sudden?!
I didn't know there was an obsession with the colors red and pink.
13. Should it bother me that I blew $65 at the mall yesterday on 4 things and cup of coffee?
No.
14. But all the stuff was for Prom! You have to spend a lot of money on Prom! Right?
If I recall.. yes.
15. Should I go back to the mall today?
No.
Enjoy!
Cheers.


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